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Offline ILMM

on: May 10, 2011, 06:00:56 PM
To make up for giving away the answer to his last puzzle, I will post a couple of puzzles myself.

This one is easy if you think about it: Mary's father has five daughters; 1.Nana, 2.Nene, 3.Nini, 4.Nono,
What is the name of the fifth daughter?

This one is a math-magic trick: Pick any number. Double that number and add 15. Triple that new number and add 33.
Divide this number by 6. Subtract your original number. If you want to play, do the problem and write it down.
I will show the answer in a couple of days.
"That must be Nick Barker.... he's disguised as a black banana."-Shemp

Offline ILMM

Reply #1 on: May 10, 2011, 06:01:52 PM
Write it on some paper, not the site.
"That must be Nick Barker.... he's disguised as a black banana."-Shemp

Offline Boid Brain

Reply #2 on: May 10, 2011, 10:41:54 PM
Quote from: ILMM on May 10, 2011, 06:00:56 PM
To make up for giving away the answer to his last puzzle, I will post a couple of puzzles myself.

This one is easy if you think about it: Mary's father has five daughters; 1.Nana, 2.Nene, 3.Nini, 4.Nono,
What is the name of the fifth daughter?

This one is a math-magic trick: Pick any number. Double that number and add 15. Triple that new number and add 33.
Divide this number by 6. Subtract your original number. If you want to play, do the problem and write it down.
I will show the answer in a couple of days.
Nunu seems a tad obvious. That's not the answer, is it?

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Reply #3 on: May 11, 2011, 12:10:59 AM
Are you serious?
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish." - Unknown

Offline ILMM

Reply #4 on: May 11, 2011, 12:23:09 AM
Quote from: Boid Brain on May 10, 2011, 10:41:54 PM
Nunu seems a tad obvious. That's not the answer, is it?


No it's not.
"That must be Nick Barker.... he's disguised as a black banana."-Shemp

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Reply #5 on: May 11, 2011, 02:03:44 AM
You'll smack your forehead when you figure it out.
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish." - Unknown

Offline Boid Brain

Reply #6 on: May 11, 2011, 03:25:44 AM
Quote from: shemps#1 on May 11, 2011, 12:10:59 AM
Are you serious?
Yes, I was. But wide awake I see the easy solution now. But I will sit on it in case someone else is still working on it.

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Reply #7 on: May 11, 2011, 11:59:56 AM
That seems like one of those riddles that are better when given orally rather than written.

I figured out the math one easily too, that's a neat one.
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish." - Unknown

Offline Boid Brain

Reply #8 on: May 11, 2011, 12:47:52 PM
While we wait for ILMM's math answer, I have one for you. It's called "something that you know that you did not know you knew".

Starting with FDR, try to give the name of every 1st Lady. You will be surprised at how well you do.

So you don't skip over any pres.,here's the list. (If I leave one out I'm sure someone will catch it and post it)

FDR, Truman, Ike, JFK, LBJ, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush and Obama.

So that's 13. I predict that most of you will remember them all. (I got 'em all exept Bush Jr., due to Apathy)

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Reply #9 on: May 11, 2011, 02:45:22 PM
Off the top of my head...

Eleanor (sp?) Roosevelt, Bess Truman (?), Mamie Eisenhower, Jackie Kennedy, Lady Bird Johnson, Pat Nixon, Rosalynn Carter, Nancy Reagan, Barbara Bush, Hillary Clinton, Laura Bush and Michelle Obama.

Edit: I forgot to type Betty Ford.
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish." - Unknown

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Reply #10 on: May 11, 2011, 03:45:09 PM
Quote from: Boid Brain on May 11, 2011, 12:47:52 PM
Starting with FDR, try to give the name of every 1st Lady.

Post no nudes, please.

Offline Curly4444

Reply #11 on: May 11, 2011, 03:58:57 PM
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Post no nudes, please.

Hahahahah!!  ;D If he does will kill him!!  >:(

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Reply #12 on: May 11, 2011, 07:49:24 PM
Who wouldn't want a shot of Lady Bird Johnson spread eagle?
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish." - Unknown

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Reply #13 on: May 11, 2011, 08:07:33 PM
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Who wouldn't want a shot of Lady Bird Johnson spread eagle?



Offline ILMM

Reply #14 on: May 12, 2011, 11:30:00 AM
The answer to the math trick 13. Your answer should always be 13.
If anyone enjoyed the trick, say so, and I will post some more, If you want.
"That must be Nick Barker.... he's disguised as a black banana."-Shemp

Offline Boid Brain

Reply #15 on: May 13, 2011, 11:15:26 PM
Quote from: BeAStooge on May 11, 2011, 03:45:09 PM
Post no nudes, please.
I know you were kidding, but I have a nude pic of a 1st lady, 30 years before she became a 1st Lady.  you should be abled to guess her easily.

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Reply #16 on: May 13, 2011, 11:39:29 PM
Nancy Reagan?
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish." - Unknown

Offline Boid Brain

Reply #17 on: May 14, 2011, 12:36:12 AM
Quote from: shemps#1 on May 13, 2011, 11:39:29 PM
Nancy Reagan?
Correct....I'm surprised you didn't say Jackie K as she was photographed buck naked several times by paparazzi

Offline Curly4444

Reply #18 on: May 14, 2011, 01:30:16 AM
Please for the love of god, don't post that. I don't want to go blind.  ???

Offline metaldams

Reply #19 on: May 14, 2011, 08:08:53 AM
Quote from: shemps#1 on May 13, 2011, 11:39:29 PM
Nancy Reagan?


....and Boid, when it comes to posting this pic, just say no.
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Offline Curly4444

Reply #20 on: May 14, 2011, 10:34:38 AM
Quote from: metaldams on May 14, 2011, 08:08:53 AM

....and Boid, when it comes to posting this pic, just say no.

Hahahah, good one. :D

Offline hiramhorwitz

Reply #21 on: May 14, 2011, 01:02:14 PM
Quote from: metaldams on May 14, 2011, 08:08:53 AM
....and Boid, when it comes to posting this pic, just say no.

Correction -- just say Moe.

Offline Boid Brain

Reply #22 on: May 14, 2011, 10:00:24 PM
Quote from: Curly4444 on May 14, 2011, 01:30:16 AM
Please for the love of god, don't post that. I don't want to go blind.  ???
I got a good laugh out of that one Curly. But I learned my lesson after posting the chicken tittied Jaye P Morgan. When I was posting Liz Taylor and Lana Wood it was all good. It was when I shared Morgan that the shit hit the fan. :-[

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