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Offline metaldams

Reply #775 on: October 20, 2011, 10:50:34 PM
Whether you like the results or not, great game tonight.  I was able to catch it in the 4th up until the end.  The Rangers played smart baseball in the ninth.  They ran well on the base paths and hit the ball where they were supposed to hit it in the given situation.  Sounds easy on paper, but so many teams don't execute when they need to.  Nick Punto flubbing that sacrifice was the exact opposite of what Texas did.   
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Reply #776 on: October 21, 2011, 10:13:11 PM
Quote from: metaldams on October 20, 2011, 10:50:34 PM
Whether you like the results or not, great game tonight.  I was able to catch it in the 4th up until the end.  The Rangers played smart baseball in the ninth.  They ran well on the base paths and hit the ball where they were supposed to hit it in the given situation.  Sounds easy on paper, but so many teams don't execute when they need to.  Nick Punto flubbing that sacrifice was the exact opposite of what Texas did.

I agree, another great game with the Rangers playing smart baseball and taking advanage of mistakes
by the Cards bullpen.

Let's see what happens in Game 3 as we head to Texas. Very interesting and entertaining World Series
so far.
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Reply #777 on: October 22, 2011, 09:26:48 PM
Am I losing my hearing or did Joe "Suck" Buck actually say "Beltre and Murphy BE the runners"?
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Reply #778 on: October 22, 2011, 09:44:12 PM
So what was all of that bullshit I was reading about Pujols "choking" in the Series?
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Reply #779 on: October 22, 2011, 09:59:40 PM
Quote from: shemps#1 on October 22, 2011, 09:44:12 PM
So what was all of that bullshit I was reading about Pujols "choking" in the Series?

Exactly what it was, bullshit.

Wow, that 3-run shot Pujols hit off Ogando was impressive. Wonder if that will be enough with
the way the Rangers have been able to keep hitting and stay in the game. St. Louis leads 12-6
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Offline Curly4444

Reply #780 on: October 22, 2011, 10:19:59 PM
14-6, with another Pujolsl home-run. He's on fire.

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Reply #781 on: October 22, 2011, 10:22:01 PM
Quote from: Justin T on October 22, 2011, 09:59:40 PM
Exactly what it was, bullshit.

Wow, that 3-run shot Pujols hit off Ogando was impressive. Wonder if that will be enough with
the way the Rangers have been able to keep hitting and stay in the game. St. Louis leads 12-6

You're telling me, that moon shot looked like a video game: absolutely picture perfect swing and everything.
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Reply #782 on: October 22, 2011, 10:22:50 PM
Damn, Pujols can not be stopped tonight. Another home run, 2 run shot, and its 14-6 Cardinals.

As good as thier lineup is, I don't see the Rangers overcoming a 8 run deficit tonight.

But you never know.
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Offline Curly4444

Reply #783 on: October 22, 2011, 10:28:28 PM
I hope they eject that stupid rangers fan.

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Reply #784 on: October 22, 2011, 10:29:37 PM
Quote from: Curly4444 on October 22, 2011, 10:28:28 PM
I hope they eject that stupid rangers fan.

Wish granted, security just sent him packing. That was a stupid thing to do.
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Offline Curly4444

Reply #785 on: October 22, 2011, 10:35:50 PM
I know your teams losing, but that doesn't give you an excuse to be a jackass. Glad they tossed em.

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Reply #786 on: October 22, 2011, 10:44:02 PM
Quote from: Curly4444 on October 22, 2011, 10:35:50 PM
I know your teams losing, but that doesn't give you an excuse to be a jackass. Glad they tossed em.

I had to walk my dog and missed it; what happened? Somebody run out onto the field?
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Offline Curly4444

Reply #787 on: October 22, 2011, 10:49:22 PM
When a cardinal player was going for the hit to right field, someone thru a blow up baseball on to the field, at the same time he was going for the catch.

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Reply #788 on: October 22, 2011, 10:55:50 PM
Quote from: Curly4444 on October 22, 2011, 10:49:22 PM
When a cardinal player was going for the hit to right field, someone thru a blow up baseball on to the field, at the same time he was going for the catch.

What a retard! It's not often most people get a chance to attend a World Series game, why would you do something so stupid just because your team is getting their collective asses handed to them?
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Reply #789 on: October 22, 2011, 11:03:39 PM
All hail the new Mr. October.

In all honesty I kinda wonder if Oliver didn't throw Pujols a tater on purpose.
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Offline Curly4444

Reply #790 on: October 22, 2011, 11:03:46 PM
Albert makes history. 3 home runs in one world series game. WOW

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Reply #791 on: October 22, 2011, 11:09:55 PM
Quote from: shemps#1 on October 22, 2011, 11:03:39 PM
All hail the new Mr. October.

In all honesty I kinda wonder if Oliver didn't throw Pujols a tater on purpose.

Indeed, not only has he tied Reggie Jackson and Babe Ruth with 3 Home Runs in a WS game, but i think that was his 6th RBI of the night which ties the WS single game RBI record shared by two Yankees
Hideki Matsui (2009 WS Game 6 vs Phillies) and Bobby Richardson (1960 WS Game 3 vs Pirates)

Amazing performance tonight. Cardinal's win Game 3 16 to 7. This is the slugfest everyone was expecting
in this World Series matchup. Lets see if the Rangers can bounce back in Game 4 tomorrow night.
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Offline Curly4444

Reply #792 on: October 22, 2011, 11:15:12 PM
Quote from: Justin T on October 22, 2011, 11:09:55 PM
Indeed, not only has he tied Reggie Jackson and Babe Ruth with 3 Home Runs in a WS game, but i think that was his 6th RBI of the night which ties the WS single game RBI record shared by two Yankees
Hideki Matsui (2009 WS Game 6 vs Phillies) and Bobby Richardson (1960 WS Game 3 vs Pirates)

Amazing performance tonight. Cardinal's win Game 3 16 to 7. This is the slugfest everyone was expecting
in this World Series matchup. Lets see if the Rangers can bounce back in Game 4 tomorrow night.

Thanks for the info, didnt know all that.


Now the cardinals will be coming back to bush stadium for sure now.

Offline metaldams

Reply #793 on: October 22, 2011, 11:59:26 PM
I was at a friend's house, and he's a typical Philly fan who could care less if the Phillies aren't in it, so we were watching concert DVD's instead.  I did make him go back to the score occasionally, but the game seem so lopsided it didn't seem worth it.  Reading this thread, it seems like Pujols had one hell of a night!
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Reply #794 on: October 23, 2011, 01:06:57 AM
I still say Oliver wanted his name in the record books and gave Pujols a nice fat one to crush. My grandmother could have hit that one. That's not taking anything away from Pujols who was absolutely unstoppable. He also tied Paul Molitor's record for hits in a WS game with 5. It was absolutely incredible to see and if Pujols doesn't top Gay-Rod in terms of contract if he leaves St. Louis it is a travesty. Gay-Rod wishes he was half the hitter Pujols is.
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Offline Curly4444

Reply #795 on: October 23, 2011, 06:02:21 PM
T-1:00 till game 4. I aint holding my breath on this one. I think the rangers will probably win this one? But, you never know?

Offline Curly4444

Reply #796 on: October 23, 2011, 06:59:39 PM
I hope you weren't watching the game a minute ago Shemps #1. George W Bush, just threw out the first pitch.  :P

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Reply #797 on: October 23, 2011, 07:03:30 PM
Quote from: Curly4444 on October 23, 2011, 06:59:39 PM
I hope you weren't watching the game a minute ago Shemps #1. George W Bush, just threw out the first pitch.  :P

I changed the channel in disgust. The man should be tried and executed for his war crimes, not throwing out the first pitch.
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Offline Curly4444

Reply #798 on: October 23, 2011, 07:51:25 PM
Quote from: shemps#1 on October 23, 2011, 07:03:30 PM
I changed the channel in disgust. The man should be tried and executed for his war crimes, not throwing out the first pitch.

It gets worse, now i saw Barbra Bush in the stands behind home plate.

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Reply #799 on: October 23, 2011, 10:17:03 PM
Quote from: Curly4444 on October 23, 2011, 07:51:25 PM
It gets worse, now i saw Barbra Bush in the stands behind home plate.

I question whether she knows where she is anymore. Her uterus should have been declared a biohazard.

Well we go from no pitching to great pitching from Holland. We now have at least a Game 6.
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