Maybe it belongs under
Bad Joke of the Day, but since it's about football in 2010, I posted it here.
Here's an email about the Denver Donkeys that is circulating around town. Feel free to substitute your own team name, if appropriate.
The Colorado State Patrol are cracking down on speeders heading into Denver. For the first offense, they give you 2 Denver Bronco tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q.What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A.The Denver Broncos
Q.What do the Denver Broncos and Billy Graham have in common?
A.They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q.How do you keep a Denver Bronco out of your yard?
A.Put up a goal post.
Q.What do you call a Denver Bronco with a Super Bowl ring?
A.Old
Q.What's the difference between the Denver Bronco and a dollar bill?
A.You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q.How many Denver Broncos does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A.Nobody remembers.
Q.What do the Broncos and a possum have in common?
A.Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!