Topic: Monkey Balls**Mature Audiences Only**

[Curly4444]

[youtube=425,350]HFGyq1xcKEU[/youtube]


 

[curlysdame]

"Meh" on the voice overs.  But -- I did see something like that when I visited Animal Kingdom at Walt Disney World a couple of years ago:

These two monkeys were really going at it on top of the jungle gym in their enclosure.  Of course, it stopped traffic; a crowd had formed, people were giggling and pointing.  Very innocently, a little boy asked his mom, aloud, 'Mommy, what are they doing?"  The mother, kind of embarrassed, started to answer, "Well, honey..."  Without missing a beat, some fat schmuck blurted out, "They're having sex, kid!" Immediately, the little boy followed up with, "What's sex, Mommy?"  The mother turned around and gave that guy a real dagger look.   

[Curly4444]

"Meh" on the voice overs.  But -- I did see something like that when I visited Animal Kingdom at Walt Disney World a couple of years ago:

These two monkeys were really going at it on top of the jungle gym in their enclosure.  Of course, it stopped traffic; a crowd had formed, people were giggling and pointing.  Very innocently, a little boy asked his mom, aloud, 'Mommy, what are they doing?"  The mother, kind of embarrassed, started to answer, "Well, honey..."  Without missing a beat, some fat schmuck blurted out, "They're having sex, kid!" Immediately, the little boy followed up with, "What's sex, Mommy?"  The mother turned around and gave that guy a real dagger look.   

Hahaha, great story.

[metaldams]

When I was in 7th grade, in a class of 300, it was one one student....me.....who caught a couple of penguins going missionary.  I brought it to the attention of the entire school, who all flocked like a herd of sheep to see sweet penguin love. I got yelled at for being immature.

Those penguins are probably dead and most of those kids have now grown up and have lives, but one thing hasn't cahnged......I'm still immature.

[Curly4444]

one thing hasn't cahnged......I'm still immature.

Hmmm, i didnt notice that. 

This song would have made a real good soundtrack for that video.

http://s0.ilike.com/play#Salt-N-Pepa:Push+It:23423:s276201.23258.12161881.1.1.74%2Cstd_c43ecaaf63733bc0fbc87a10ef462ba1

[curlysdame]

When I was in 7th grade, in a class of 300, it was one one student....me.....who caught a couple of penguins going missionary.  I brought it to the attention of the entire school, who all flocked like a herd of sheep to see sweet penguin love. I got yelled at for being immature.

Hahahaha!  Look on the bright side: you're very, um, observant.   

LOL - sweet penguin love

[FineBari3]

I went to the Pittsburgh Zoo a couple of years ago, and a lion was getting interested in this lioness. He was following her and smelling her, and a lot of people started to comment and say "Uh-oh!". Quite a few parents began to furiously lead their little ones away.

Nothing did happen......

[Blystone]

This would be much funnier if the soundtrack was the theme song from "The Monkees:"

"Hey hey, we're the Monkees,
And people say we monkey around..."