Topic: short name

[fansince8]

What's the name of the short that contains "Niagra Falls! Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch..."

[Dunrobin]

GENTS WITHOUT CENTS, 1944

[Pilsner Panther]

Rob, do you think that maybe a Stooges FAQ would be a good idea? Something that's a lot shorter than "Stooge Routines," with the dozen or so most frequently asked questions about the Stooges. After all, there are some questions that keep coming up over and over again, like this one and the one about the Alphabet Song.

 

[Baggie]

 I suppose it would be a pretty good idea Pils, but maybe these people should just check out the other fine sections of this site, such as Stooge Routines, before asking dumb-ass questions.

[shemps#1]

Damn Baggie, you stole my line!

[Dunrobin]

I suppose it would be a pretty good idea Pils, but maybe these people should just check out the other fine sections of this site, such as Stooge Routines, before asking dumb-ass questions.

Baggie, that's great!  I rarely see someone beat Jim to the punchline!   

[BeAStooge]

Rob, do you think that maybe a Stooges FAQ would be a good idea? Something that's a lot shorter than "Stooge Routines," with the dozen or so most frequently asked questions about the Stooges. After all, there are some questions that keep coming up over and over again, like this one and the one about the Alphabet Song.

If there's one thing that the internet community has taught me over the past few years, it's this...

As soon as an FAQ page is set up, someone will post:

"What does FAQ mean?  And while I'm here, what short is the Alphabet Song in?  And the name of the Slowly I Turned movie... with the famous waterfall, whose name no one above an American 3rd grade education-level can manage to f'n spell correctly!?"

[shemps#1]

What am I doing here anymore? Damn it, first Baggie now Brent. I'm not needed!

Everybody favorite "little blue pill" has been the cause of many people misspelling Niagara Falls. It may get your limp dick hard again, but it seems to destroy brain cells in the process.

[Pilsner Panther]

Well, it seemed like a good idea, but you're absolutely right, Brent. Points well taken!

The trouble with me is that I'm an optimist— it's my most depressing trait.

 

(That line may not be original... I think Oscar Levant said it about 50 years ago).

[Pilsner Panther]

What am I doing here anymore? Damn it, first Baggie now Brent. I'm not needed!

Everybody favorite "little blue pill" has been the cause of many people misspelling Niagara Falls. It may get your limp dick hard again, but it seems to destroy brain cells in the process.

Yeah, but you're gonna lose 'em anyway, so why not do it the fun way?

There's a gag in there somewhere about Niagara Falls/Viagra Falls, I just can't put it together... probably due to loss of brain cells.

No, I'm not old enough to need that pill yet!!!