I'm trying very, very hard to be patient, but waiting for Volume 8 makes me feel like a 6 year-old kid on Christmas Eve anticipating the exciting, heart-thumping, beautiful, lavish, and miraculous treasures that await me under the tree the next morning!!!
I need my Stooge fix and I need it SOON!! I'm 51 now and I don't know how much longer I can go on without my boys, Fake Shemp and Joe Besser!! Whenever I think of some of the greatest entertainers and American leaders in history to walk the face of this great planet we call "Earth", I usually think of Joe Besser, George Washington, Babe Ruth, Elvis Presley, Moe Howard, Bob Hope, Larry Fine, Martin Luther King Jr., Willie Mays, Abraham Lincoln, Shemp Howard, Teddy Hoosevelt, Joe Besser again (Wow... the crap is really gettin' deep now), Santa Claus, General George S. Patton, Judy Garland, Neil Armstrong, Emil Sitka, Bing Crosby, Joe Palma, Andy Griffith, W.C. Fields, Johnny Carson, Gene Autry, Roy Rogers, Billy Graham, and Lassie! There are more, but methinks you get the message!!
There's an old Elvis Presley song title that reminds me of the coming Volume 8 set: I Want You, I Need You, I Love You.
If I were a drunken alcoholic, Volume 8 could take the place of my whiskey.
If I were a heroin addict, Volume 8 could take the place of my syringe.
If I were a sailor in Europe, Volume 8 could take the place of a French whore.
If I were an infant baby, Volume 8 could take the place of my mother's tit.
If I were a scuba diver, Volume 8 could take the place of my oxygen tank.
If I fell overboard from a ship in the middle of the Pacific, Volume 8 could take the place of my lifejacket.
If I were an airplane pilot soaring 30,000 feet above the ground, I wouldn't mind one little bit if Volume 8 took the place of my plane's wings.
If I was crawling in the middle of a desert at high noon with tempertures hovering around 122 degrees F., Volume 8 could easily take the place of my canteen bottle filled with ice cold, crystal clear water.
If I ...... aw never mind.
SONY, In You We Trust!
Thank you! - Paul Allen
p.s. - When is THE THREE STOOGES Collection, Volume 8 coming out?