I'm a big fan of the show "Mystery Science Theater 3000". I've finally started to collect
episodes released on DVD. For those who may not be familiar with it, the basic idea is this guy
named Joel (who is later replaced by Mike Nelson in the 5th season) Who get's trapped by a mad scientist
Dr. Forrester. The evil Doc forces him to watch bad and cheesy movies to see how much awful crap
his mind can take before he goes insane. He and his robot buddies Tom Servo and Crow watch the
movies while cracking jokes and mocking everything they can such as bad acting, horrible special effects
and plot holes the size of Texas. The show lasted 10 seasons on 2 different networks, pretty impressive.
Anyway, So i'm watching an episode from Season 4 where the movie is a 1959 film called "The Rebel Set".
The basic plot is this criminal mastermind (Edward Platt, who played The Chief on Get Smart) gets 3 down
on their luck guys to help him rob an armored car for a million dollars. It's not horrible like Manos the Hands of Fate
or Plan 9 From Outer Space, but it's not good either.
So they get on a train to get out of Chicago after they pull off the robbery, and much to my surprise the
Conductor on the train is played by Bortch himself, Gene Roth! The part isn't major, but he gets alot of lines
and screen time. I thought of him saying to someone "Giff Me Dat Ticket!" is his Bortch voice and laughed.
There is a funny running gag in the episode, where both Joel and Crow think The Conductor is played by
a Merritt Stone, and each time they say so Servo gets angry and exclaims "It's not Merritt Stone!!" and
every time he did I added "Yes! It's Gene Roth, Bortch!" Also, in one scene a Beatnik girl is dancing to some
music and the guys start making Stooge sounds like Woob Woob Woob, and Nyuk Nyuk!
So, you just never know when something your watching is going to have a Three Stooges connection.
"Moronica must expand! We must lend our neighbors a helping hand. We must lend them two helping hands, and help ourselves to our neighbors!"
Moe in "You Natzi Spy!"
Larry: Say, when I come back I’ll give you a password.
Moe: Brilliant, what’ll it be?
Larry: Open The Door!
"Studio Stoops"