Well, oh my damn! They're STILL pulling crap like this?! When will they learn that, guess what? There's all sorts of problems that teenagers have that are WAY more serious than "meep!" If there aren't any in that school, then I've got some Consolidated Fujiama California Smog Bags, now filled with more smog!
(It goes without saying that the principal and other people in charge were never, ever young.
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