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Offline metaldams

Originally a Robert Tilton thread, with a little urging from Giff, this is now a TV preacher thread.  You may find these guys hysterical, offensive or (gulp) believe them, but you gotta admit these guys are fascinating.  TV preachers are literally a hobby of mine, and I will post more finds as I stumble upon them.  Enjoy these pieces of strange Americana.

I want you all to give the Devil a black eye today and laug.....modo ba shoko la sanda ba tashaaaa, just watch this.

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« Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 04:30:29 PM by metaldams »
- Doug Sarnecky



Offline metaldams

That is a friggin' riot! Thanks, metaldams.

Hey man, no problem, glad you liked it.  There are two litmus tests to see if a woman is right for me.  She has to accept me in psycho mode during a tight Red Sox game (like today's 9th inning), and she has to accept my preacher.

Money.  MONEY!

Love the way this guy constantly interrupts himself.

I wish the footage was online, but I have VHS footage of this guy claiming he made midgets grow and that he'll cure you of diarrhea.
- Doug Sarnecky


Offline metaldams

This one's even funnier!  I had tears streaming down my eyes from laughing so hard!

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For those of you who want the story.......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Tilton
- Doug Sarnecky


Offline Giff me dat fill-em!

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Texas' own home grown (phhhht!!) farting preacher (pooooot!).
The tacks won't come out! Well, they went in ... maybe they're income tacks.


Offline metaldams

I'm still trying to figure out if this guy is real.  A ghetto preacher!

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- Doug Sarnecky


Offline metaldams

.........and for those of you who wanna quit smoking, Peter Popoff's got the answer.

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- Doug Sarnecky


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That Popoff clip was so inspiring, I ended up lighting a cigarette while I watched it.

My only question is what the heck is miracle spring water and what does it have to do with quitting smoking?


Offline metaldams

You'll never view a candle or a homosexual the same again.  This guy belongs in an Ed Wood film.  Johnathan Bell, the screaming preacher.

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- Doug Sarnecky


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Hey, Metal ... I found a kindred spirit for you to sojourn with ...

(Lewis Black on Televangelists)
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Offline Giff me dat fill-em!

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I also offer this semi-exposé of Televangelists and their strides toward "Christian" Monetary Dominaton ...

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The tacks won't come out! Well, they went in ... maybe they're income tacks.


Offline metaldams

Can't look at or post youtube at work, but I've seen plenty of exposes on televangelists.  Very interesting stuff seeing how these scams work.  I even have an 8 hour documentary (yes 8 HOURS), on Robert Tilton - THE GOSPEL OF GREED.
- Doug Sarnecky


Offline metaldams

To raise the maturity level of this thread, I present to you, as promised, Pastor Kerney Thomas, and his personal "fart" package.  The thing is, like Tilton, this guy don't need no farting noises to be funny.  This thread may be the greatest catalog of televangelists on the web.  Enjoy!

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- Doug Sarnecky


Offline Giff me dat fill-em!

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The Great Agnostic Televangelist .... (wonderful stuff here in this topic!)
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Offline titmouse

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My only question is what the heck is miracle spring water and what does it have to do with quitting smoking?

you have to order the miracle spring water, then when you have it, you light up your cig and then pour the water over it....
"hey somebodys roasting a ham"


Offline Giff me dat fill-em!

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Hallelujah Brother! ... it's the ILC Miracle Network!

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Offline metaldams

That white dude looks like Curly!

Well, start 'em young, I say.

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- Doug Sarnecky


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Said he didn't come from apes, but he sure is a cute little house-monkey!
The tacks won't come out! Well, they went in ... maybe they're income tacks.


Offline WhyIOughta

We CAN'T leave out the one, the only "Brother Love," of WWF/WWE fame....

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