Topic: The official televangelist thread!

[metaldams]

Originally a Robert Tilton thread, with a little urging from Giff, this is now a TV preacher thread.  You may find these guys hysterical, offensive or (gulp) believe them, but you gotta admit these guys are fascinating.  TV preachers are literally a hobby of mine, and I will post more finds as I stumble upon them.  Enjoy these pieces of strange Americana.

I want you all to give the Devil a black eye today and laug.....modo ba shoko la sanda ba tashaaaa, just watch this.

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[Dog Hambone]

That is a friggin' riot! Thanks, metaldams.

[metaldams]

That is a friggin' riot! Thanks, metaldams.

Hey man, no problem, glad you liked it.  There are two litmus tests to see if a woman is right for me.  She has to accept me in psycho mode during a tight Red Sox game (like today's 9th inning), and she has to accept my preacher.

Money.  MONEY!

Love the way this guy constantly interrupts himself.

I wish the footage was online, but I have VHS footage of this guy claiming he made midgets grow and that he'll cure you of diarrhea.

[metaldams]

This one's even funnier!  I had tears streaming down my eyes from laughing so hard!

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For those of you who want the story.......

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Tilton

[Giff me dat fill-em!]

Texas' own home grown (phhhht!!) farting preacher (pooooot!).

[metaldams]

I'm still trying to figure out if this guy is real.  A ghetto preacher!

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[metaldams]

.........and for those of you who wanna quit smoking, Peter Popoff's got the answer.

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[Dog Hambone]

 
That Popoff clip was so inspiring, I ended up lighting a cigarette while I watched it.

My only question is what the heck is miracle spring water and what does it have to do with quitting smoking?

[metaldams]

You'll never view a candle or a homosexual the same again.  This guy belongs in an Ed Wood film.  Johnathan Bell, the screaming preacher.

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[Giff me dat fill-em!]

Hey, Metal ... I found a kindred spirit for you to sojourn with ...

(Lewis Black on Televangelists)
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[Giff me dat fill-em!]

I also offer this semi-exposé of Televangelists and their strides toward "Christian" Monetary Dominaton ...

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[metaldams]

Can't look at or post youtube at work, but I've seen plenty of exposes on televangelists.  Very interesting stuff seeing how these scams work.  I even have an 8 hour documentary (yes 8 HOURS), on Robert Tilton - THE GOSPEL OF GREED.

[metaldams]

To raise the maturity level of this thread, I present to you, as promised, Pastor Kerney Thomas, and his personal "fart" package.  The thing is, like Tilton, this guy don't need no farting noises to be funny.  This thread may be the greatest catalog of televangelists on the web.  Enjoy!

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[Giff me dat fill-em!]

The Great Agnostic Televangelist .... (wonderful stuff here in this topic!)
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[titmouse]

My only question is what the heck is miracle spring water and what does it have to do with quitting smoking?

you have to order the miracle spring water, then when you have it, you light up your cig and then pour the water over it....

[Giff me dat fill-em!]

Hallelujah Brother! ... it's the ILC Miracle Network!

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That white dude looks like Curly!

Well, start 'em young, I say.

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[Giff me dat fill-em!]

Said he didn't come from apes, but he sure is a cute little house-monkey!

[WhyIOughta]

We CAN'T leave out the one, the only "Brother Love," of WWF/WWE fame....

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