Why was Moe so angry?
His girdle was two sizes too small.
What's with three grown men in one small bed?
It saves on space and heating costs.
Who did their hair?
They did each others hair; need I say more.
How did they meet?
They met at the local YMCA.
What exactly did Moe need them for? ("If I didn't need ya, I'd exterminate ya.")
Somebody has to help Moe squeeze into his girdle.
Why did Curly talk in that high voice?
Well, you see there was this horrible incident with a nutcracker....
Why didn't Shemp and/or Curly just kick Moe's @ss?
Moe's a very temperamental fellow (especially with binding unmentionables). The theoretical @$$ whooping would cause Moe to completely snap and run amok. The short would be infamously known as
The One Stooge in
Let's Bury the Hatchet. Shemp, Curly and even Larry might be considered by some as doormats but they were
alive doormats for their Stooge tenure.
and most importantly...
WHO threw those pies?!
Soitently, I could tell you but then I'd have to moider ya'.
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