Topic: Name that classic line!

[MrHaroldG2000]

Larry and Moe in For Crimin' Out Loud

My toin...
"Hey, let's come back at 12 o'clock and hear the whole song!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Curly in Spook Louder


"What's the big idea?"
"Wake up and go to sleep!"
"Why you pussy-willow brain, you ruined a beautiful romance for me. *slap* Lay down!"

[MrHaroldG2000]

Moe and Larry in I'm a Monkey's Uncle

My toin again...
"No Smoking, No Hunting, No Fishing, No Nothing - Go Home!"

[Liz]

Sign in IDIOTS DELUXE.

"My Stradivarius!  Oh, my beautiful stradivarious!"

[MrHaroldG2000]

Larry in Disorder in the Court

 

My toin...
"You mean I'm um-day in pig language?"
"You're um-day in any language."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Curly and Moe in Tassels in the Air


"I ain't gonna lose my leg am I doc, I've had it ever since I was a little kid."

[MrHaroldG2000]

Shemp in Out West

My toin again...
"Completely illogical, preponderantly impracticable—and moreover, it stinks!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Vernon Dent in Half-Wits Holiday


"You know it would break the old man's heart, but you've got the drop on us."
"It'll disgrace us for life."
"I won't be able to look my children in the face."

[MrHaroldG2000]

Moe, Larry & Curly in Hoi Polloi

 

My toin...
"For 2 cents I'd punch you right in the face!"
"Well, here's the 2 cents!"
"Well, I raised my price!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Curly and Vernon Dent from Half Shot Shooters


"Hey Moe, that shipment came in from Japan."
"What was in it?"
"Matzos."
"Oh, just in time for Thanksgiving."

[MrHaroldG2000]

Larry and Moe in Muscle Up a Little Closer

My toin...
"How do I know the babe won't scream her head off when she sees me?"
"I wouldn't blame her."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Shemp and Moe in Squareheads of the Round Table


"You want the bear to eat him alive. Go out there and help him."
"That bear don't need no help."
"What are you, a coward?"
"Yes."
"Go on out and save him."
"I'll go but my heart ain't in it."

[MrHaroldG2000]

Moe and Larry in Idiots Deluxe

My toin again...
"Shut up!!"
"Are you talkin' to me?"
"Naw, I'm talkin' to the fish."
"Don't call me a fish!" [SLAP]

[shemps#1]

I apologize for breaking up all of the fun gentlemen, but I have to ask: when is this going to stop? I've made my opinions about this thread known in the past; but those aren't important. Contrary to what some may think I am not a dictator and I am not going to close threads because I don't like them. This one however has kind of gotten out of hand, don't you think?

You guys know who I am talking to: Shemp_Diesel and MrHaroldG2000. For the most part this thread has devolved into a game of Phone Tag between the two of you with a couple of guest shots here and there. SD answers, Harold answers: wash rinse and repeat. This thread probably should have died a long time ago but you guys are keeping it on life support despite there being no brain activity.

Please, for me just give it a rest and let other people answer some of these or just let the thread die peacefully. Consider this a friendly warning: if it's just going to be the two of you dragging this thread on I will put it out of its misery. At this rate you guys could pretty much carry this on in Private Messages or something.

[Lefty]

And just how many of the classic lines in the past 35 pages have been repeats?    While I have participated in this thread a time or six over the years, I've had difficulty coming up with some just because it may have been used already.

"I don't like toys; I like money!"
"Yeah, folding money!"