Topic: Name that classic line!

[Shemp_Diesel]

Christine McIntyre & Shemp from Out West


"What would you do if you held the queen alone?"
"It all depends."
"Depends on what?"
"When the king is expected home."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"What would you do if you held the queen alone?"
"It all depends."
"Depends on what?"
"When the king is expected home."

Al Thompson & Larry - Pop Goes the Easel

My toin...
"I didn't know they put money up in cans. Sure, look...canned coin (corn)."

[Moron4392]

Hello Sir:

"I didn't know they put money up in cans. Sure, look...canned coin (corn)."

Would that possibly be from the Moe, Larry, and Curly short "Cash and Carry" when They were searching through cans in the Home Dump and Curly found the Money that the little boy's sister had hidden?


Thank-You

Moron4392

[MrHaroldG2000]

Cash and Carry indeed. Your toin now.

[Moron4392]

Thank you Sir:

Reply:

"Shemp there seems to be some mix-up regarding your eligibility to enter these portals."


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Moron4392

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Shemp there seems to be some mix-up regarding your eligibility to enter these portals."

Uncle Mortimer (Moe) in Heavenly Daze and in stock footage in Bedlam in Paradise

 

My toin...
"Did you say 'money?'"
"I remember the stuff."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe and Curly in Micro-Phonies


"Fix that punch, and make it snappy!"
"But the lady said she wanted it weak."

[MrHaroldG2000]

Moe and Shemp in Listen, Judge

My toin again...
"The King commands your presence."
"We ain't got no presents - the stores were all closed."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Robert Stevens and Shemp in Squareheads of the Round Table



"Thou art face to face with a great thesbian lover."

[MrHaroldG2000]

Shemp in Three Hams on Rye

My toin...

"Notify the FBI!"
"FBI?"
"Yes...Flanagan, Branagan & Iskovitch, detectives."

[Moron4392]

Hello Sir:

Notify the FBI!"
"FBI?"
"Yes...Flanagan, Branagan & Iskovitch, detectives."

Would this happen to be from "Fiddlers Three" when the King; {Vernon Dent} has now noticed that Mergatroyd has snatched his daughter Alicia?


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Moron4392

[MrHaroldG2000]

Fiddlers Three indeed. Your toin now.

[Moron4392]

Thank-You Sir:

My posting.

 "ATOMIC DOCUMENTS MISSING.  SUSPECTS BEING SCREENED.  TOP DRAWER SECRET DATA STOLEN!"


Moron4392

[MrHaroldG2000]

"ATOMIC DOCUMENTS MISSING.  SUSPECTS BEING SCREENED.  TOP DRAWER SECRET DATA STOLEN!"

Moe in Commotion on the Ocean, reading the headline of the Daily Gazette

My toin...
"I know he'll become a General in the cavalry. Why, only last week I had to drag him off the merry-go-round."

[Lefty]

"I know he'll become a General in the cavalry. Why, only last week I had to drag him off the merry-go-round."

Ma (Eva McKenzie) in "The Yoke's On Me."

My toin:
"Don't tell me you bought the Brooklyn Bridge?"
"Certainly not.  That was sold last week!"

[MrHaroldG2000]

My toin:
"Don't tell me you bought the Brooklyn Bridge?"
"Certainly not.  That was sold last week!"

Moe and Joe in Quiz Whizz

My toin again...
"Whatever happened in 1776?"
"What street?"
"Skip it."

[Moron4392]

Hello:

Would this happen to be from "Disorder In The Court"? where Moe and Larry were trying to act nonchalant when they noticed that the tic-tac-toe game there were playing on a chair had gotten on the back of one of the court persons suit?

"Whatever happened in 1776?"
"What street?"
"Skip it."

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Moron4392

[MrHaroldG2000]

Would this happen to be from "Disorder In The Court"? where Moe and Larry were trying to act nonchalant when they noticed that the tic-tac-toe game there were playing on a chair had gotten on the back of one of the court persons suit?

Oh, close, but no cigar! That was actually Larry and Curly in Ants in the Pantry.

[Moron4392]

Hello:

Oops My Bad, on the incorrect answer of "Disorder In The Court".  Go ahead and state another line.  Thank-you sir.


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Moron4392 

[MrHaroldG2000]

"It's a Columbus."
"Never mind who you bought it from, what make is it?"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Matt McHugh and Shemp from Pardon My Clutch


"Oh, a micro-phonie."
"And a phony at the mic."

[MrHaroldG2000]

Moe and Curly in Micro-Phonies

 

My toin...
"What are you screamin' about? Go on, carve that goose!"
"I can't! Our goose ain't cooked!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

"What are you screamin' about? Go on, carve that goose!"
"I can't! Our goose ain't cooked!"

Moe and Curly from G.I. Wanna Home


"Oh boy, a reward."
"Won't Shemp be glad to hear this."
"He certainly will. Hey, where is that puddinghead Shemp?"

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Oh boy, a reward."
"Won't Shemp be glad to hear this."
"He certainly will. Hey, where is that puddinghead Shemp?"

Moe and Larry in Scheming Schemers

My toin...
"Rome wasn't built in a day--and neither was Syracuse."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Shemp in Hold That Lion


"Sit down, eat your dinner like a gentleman."
"I'll eat but I'll promise nothing."