Name that classic line!

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #800 on:** June 15, 2011, 04:34:32 AM

Christine McIntyre & Shemp from Out West

"What would you do if you held the queen alone?"
"It all depends."
"Depends on what?"
"When the king is expected home."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #801 on:** June 15, 2011, 09:11:52 AM

Quote from: Shemp_Diesel on June 15, 2011, 04:34:32 AM

"What would you do if you held the queen alone?"
"It all depends."
"Depends on what?"
"When the king is expected home."

Al Thompson & Larry - Pop Goes the Easel

My toin...
"I didn't know they put money up in cans. Sure, look...canned coin (corn)."

Moron4392 · **Reply #802 on:** June 15, 2011, 10:34:12 PM

Hello Sir:

"I didn't know they put money up in cans. Sure, look...canned coin (corn)."

Would that possibly be from the Moe, Larry, and Curly short "Cash and Carry" when They were searching through cans in the Home Dump and Curly found the Money that the little boy's sister had hidden?

Thank-You

Moron4392

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #803 on:** June 15, 2011, 11:45:10 PM

Cash and Carry indeed. Your toin now.

Moron4392 · **Reply #804 on:** June 16, 2011, 09:44:54 PM

Thank you Sir:

Reply:

"Shemp there seems to be some mix-up regarding your eligibility to enter these portals."

Hoekstra
Moron4392

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #805 on:** June 16, 2011, 11:31:25 PM

Quote from: Moron4392 on June 16, 2011, 09:44:54 PM

"Shemp there seems to be some mix-up regarding your eligibility to enter these portals."

Uncle Mortimer (Moe) in Heavenly Daze and in stock footage in Bedlam in Paradise

My toin...
"Did you say 'money?'"
"I remember the stuff."

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #806 on:** June 17, 2011, 06:44:28 AM

Moe and Curly in Micro-Phonies

"Fix that punch, and make it snappy!"
"But the lady said she wanted it weak."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #807 on:** June 17, 2011, 11:01:32 AM

Moe and Shemp in Listen, Judge

My toin again...
"The King commands your presence."
"We ain't got no presents - the stores were all closed."

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #808 on:** June 17, 2011, 02:37:56 PM

Robert Stevens and Shemp in Squareheads of the Round Table

"Thou art face to face with a great thesbian lover."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #809 on:** June 17, 2011, 05:24:42 PM

Shemp in Three Hams on Rye

My toin...

"Notify the FBI!"
"FBI?"
"Yes...Flanagan, Branagan & Iskovitch, detectives."

Moron4392 · **Reply #810 on:** June 18, 2011, 12:56:04 AM

Hello Sir:

Notify the FBI!"
"FBI?"
"Yes...Flanagan, Branagan & Iskovitch, detectives."

Would this happen to be from "Fiddlers Three" when the King; {Vernon Dent} has now noticed that Mergatroyd has snatched his daughter Alicia?

Hoekstra
Moron4392

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #811 on:** June 18, 2011, 01:01:11 AM

Fiddlers Three indeed. Your toin now.

Moron4392 · **Reply #812 on:** June 18, 2011, 06:02:13 PM

Thank-You Sir:

My posting.

"ATOMIC DOCUMENTS MISSING. SUSPECTS BEING SCREENED. TOP DRAWER SECRET DATA STOLEN!"

Moron4392

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #813 on:** June 18, 2011, 10:51:41 PM

Quote from: Moron4392 on June 18, 2011, 06:02:13 PM

"ATOMIC DOCUMENTS MISSING. SUSPECTS BEING SCREENED. TOP DRAWER SECRET DATA STOLEN!"

Moe in Commotion on the Ocean, reading the headline of the Daily Gazette

My toin...
"I know he'll become a General in the cavalry. Why, only last week I had to drag him off the merry-go-round."

Lefty · **Reply #814 on:** June 19, 2011, 10:07:19 AM

Quote from: MrHaroldG2000 on June 18, 2011, 10:51:41 PM

"I know he'll become a General in the cavalry. Why, only last week I had to drag him off the merry-go-round."

Ma (Eva McKenzie) in "The Yoke's On Me."

My toin:
"Don't tell me you bought the Brooklyn Bridge?"
"Certainly not. That was sold last week!"

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #815 on:** June 19, 2011, 11:50:05 AM

Quote from: Lefty on June 19, 2011, 10:07:19 AM

My toin:
"Don't tell me you bought the Brooklyn Bridge?"
"Certainly not. That was sold last week!"

Moe and Joe in Quiz Whizz

My toin again...
"Whatever happened in 1776?"
"What street?"
"Skip it."

Moron4392 · **Reply #816 on:** June 19, 2011, 09:06:59 PM

Hello:

Would this happen to be from "Disorder In The Court"? where Moe and Larry were trying to act nonchalant when they noticed that the tic-tac-toe game there were playing on a chair had gotten on the back of one of the court persons suit?

"Whatever happened in 1776?"
"What street?"
"Skip it."

Hoekstra
Moron4392

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #817 on:** June 19, 2011, 10:21:34 PM

Quote from: Moron4392 on June 19, 2011, 09:06:59 PM

Would this happen to be from "Disorder In The Court"? where Moe and Larry were trying to act nonchalant when they noticed that the tic-tac-toe game there were playing on a chair had gotten on the back of one of the court persons suit?

Oh, close, but no cigar! That was actually Larry and Curly in Ants in the Pantry.

Moron4392 · **Reply #818 on:** June 21, 2011, 12:06:15 AM

Hello:

Oops My Bad, on the incorrect answer of "Disorder In The Court". Go ahead and state another line. Thank-you sir.

Hoekstra
Moron4392

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #819 on:** June 21, 2011, 03:17:54 AM

"It's a Columbus."
"Never mind who you bought it from, what make is it?"

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #820 on:** June 25, 2011, 04:46:18 PM

Matt McHugh and Shemp from Pardon My Clutch

"Oh, a micro-phonie."
"And a phony at the mic."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #821 on:** June 25, 2011, 05:47:37 PM

Moe and Curly in Micro-Phonies

My toin...
"What are you screamin' about? Go on, carve that goose!"
"I can't! Our goose ain't cooked!"

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #822 on:** July 09, 2011, 07:26:23 PM

Quote from: MrHaroldG2000 on June 25, 2011, 05:47:37 PM

"What are you screamin' about? Go on, carve that goose!"
"I can't! Our goose ain't cooked!"

Moe and Curly from G.I. Wanna Home

"Oh boy, a reward."
"Won't Shemp be glad to hear this."
"He certainly will. Hey, where is that puddinghead Shemp?"

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #823 on:** July 09, 2011, 10:44:08 PM

Quote from: Shemp_Diesel on July 09, 2011, 07:26:23 PM

"Oh boy, a reward."
"Won't Shemp be glad to hear this."
"He certainly will. Hey, where is that puddinghead Shemp?"

Moe and Larry in Scheming Schemers

My toin...
"Rome wasn't built in a day--and neither was Syracuse."

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #824 on:** July 10, 2011, 02:57:42 PM

Shemp in Hold That Lion

"Sit down, eat your dinner like a gentleman."
"I'll eat but I'll promise nothing."