Topic: Name that classic line!

[MrHaroldG2000]

"What are you doing?"
"My washing."
"Oh, Lady Godiva eh."

Moe and Curly - Three Little Beers

My toin...
"I'll be more than a Colonel...I'll be a Corporal."

[Lefty]

"I'll be more than a Colonel...I'll be a Corporal."

Curly in "Uncivil Warbirds"

My toin:
"3000 guineas, 2 geese, and a duck."
"That's a fowl bet!"

[Mike Lipincranz]

Curly in "Uncivil Warbirds"

My toin:
"3000 guineas, 2 geese, and a duck."
"That's a fowl bet!"

That's Moe & Larry in RESTLESS KNIGHTS....

How about this one:

"I can't die, I haven't seen the Jolson story."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Larry from Squareheads of the Roundtable


"Will the lady with the lucky number come and get me please."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Will the lady with the lucky number come and get me please."

Larry in Three Little Pigskins

My toin...
"I was lost—all by myself!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Curly from Uncivil Warriors


"One move out of you, and I'll kill you."
"If you do, I'll never talk to you again!"

[MrHaroldG2000]

"One move out of you, and I'll kill you."
"If you do, I'll never talk to you again!"

Phyllis Barry and Curly in Three Little Sew and Sews

 

My toin...
"We're great inventors...Robert Fulton, Thomas Edison, Alexander Graham Bell, Don Ameche, and us!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Curly from Dizzy Pilots


"You know I get dizzy in high places!"
"You're dizzy in low places."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"You know I get dizzy in high places!"
"You're dizzy in low places."

Curly and Moe - They Stooge to Conga

 

My toin...
"Did you ever have your valves ground?"
"Soitenly, with onions!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe and Curly from  Mutts to You


"Which would you rather have, a shoe full of dollar bills, or two socks of fives?"
"I'll take the two socks!"
"You got 'em!"

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Which would you rather have, a shoe full of dollar bills, or two socks of fives?"
"I'll take the two socks!"
"You got 'em!"

Moe and Shemp in The Hot Scots



My toin again...
"Eenie, Meenie, Minee, Moe. See, you can't go wrong with Moe!"

[Moron4392]

Hello Sir:

Hope my memory serves me correctly but would "Eenie, Meenie, Minee, Moe. See, you can't go wrong with Moe!" 

Be from "Three Little Pirates"?  When they were locked in the closet and Curly was trying to decide which wall to drill through to get out?

Hoekstra
Moron4392

Please post me and let me know if I am correct.  Thank-you.

[MrHaroldG2000]

Three Little Pirates indeed, and with Curly saying the line. Your toin.

[Moron4392]

Hello and Thank-You:

"You know, they can't throw us fellas out, those days are over."



Hoekstra
Moron4392

[MrHaroldG2000]

"You know, they can't throw us fellas out, those days are over."

Ted Healy - BEER AND PRETZELS

My toin again. This should be an easy one...
"Now boys, relax. I said, relax. Now please, at ease. Relax, relax!...I didn’t tell you to break your backs!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Bud Jamison in Woman Haters


"I better have another drink, I can still see her face."

[MrHaroldG2000]

Larry in SCRAMBLED BRAINS

 

My toin...
"That confounded shutter!"
"I shutter (shudder) to think of it!"
"Shutter-up!"

[Moron4392]

Hello Sir:

"That confounded shutter!"
"I shutter (shudder) to think of it!"
"Shutter-up!"

Would that possibly be from either "Creeps" and/or "The Ghost Talks"?  Conversation betwixt Shemp and Moe in the haunted Smorgasboard Castle?

Thank-you

Please let me know if I am correct.

Hoekstra
Moron4392

[MrHaroldG2000]

Indeed, it was Philip Arnold, Shemp and Moe in The Ghost Talks and in stock footage in Creeps.

Your toin, Hoekstra!

[Moron4392]

Thank-You Sir:

Has been a few days that you posted me, but I have not been to my computer in several days.  Thank-you and here is my input.

"Did you hear that?  He's got a musical head!"


Diane Hoekstra
Moron4392

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Did you hear that?  He's got a musical head!"

Ted Healy in NERTSERY RHYMES

My toin...

"Order! Order!"
"Order? I'll take a ham sandwich!"
"Hold thy tongue!"
"Not tongue, ham!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

The judge and Curly from Back to the Woods


"The bear was here in person, I tell ya! I saw him with my eyes, I heard him with my ears, and his trap got me by the tail!"

[MrHaroldG2000]

Curly in Idiots Deluxe

My toin...
"I don't know where that one landed, but I hope it didn't hit the pool room!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe from Half Shot Shooters


"Alright fellas, let's get loaded."
"Wait a minute, you know I don't drink."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Alright fellas, let's get loaded."
"Wait a minute, you know I don't drink."

Shemp and Larry in WHAM-BAM-SLAM!

My toin...
"Oh, look what you did to my knitting needles!"
"It didn't do me any good, either!"