Topic: Name that classic line!

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Roses are red and how do you do. Drink 4 of these and woo woo woo woo."

Curly in No Census, No Feeling

My toin...
"Join the Army and see the World—or what's left of it!" 

[Shemp_Diesel]

That's a sign from Boobs in Arms


"Gee, pa can still slap."
"You bet. Now you boys be nice & I'll let you come to my wedding this afternoon."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Gee, pa can still slap."
"You bet. Now you boys be nice & I'll let you come to my wedding this afternoon."

Moe and Shemp (as Pa) in Up In Daisy's Penthouse

My toin again...
"Get this 'Henry VIII' off my neck!"

[Lefty]

"Get this 'Henry VIII' off my neck!"

Moe in "Healthy, Wealthy, and Dumb".

My toin:
"I gotta wash my hands.  Who do you think you I am, anyhow?"
"Hey, Anyhow."
"What?"
"Come on, come on, Anyhow.  Come on!"

[MrHaroldG2000]

My toin:
"I gotta wash my hands.  Who do you think you I am, anyhow?"
"Hey, Anyhow."
"What?"
"Come on, come on, Anyhow.  Come on!"

Moe and Larry in SCHEMING SCHEMERS

My toin again...
"Stand back, or I'll mail ya to the undertaker!"

[Mike Lipincranz]

Moe and Larry in SCHEMING SCHEMERS

My toin again...
"Stand back, or I'll mail ya to the undertaker!"

That was Curly in SPOOK LOUDER, of course....

Try this one:

Say buddy, how'ya fixed for money?

(I'm) fine, thank you.

I was worried about you!

[Dog Hambone]

Say buddy, how'ya fixed for money?
(I'm) fine, thank you.
I was worried about you!

Hey Mike Lipincranz
That sounds like a quote from THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS where Larry is trying to panhandle from a passerby.
 
And on to the next:
"You say you don't know what to do about a woman being annoyed by a man with a wooden leg by the name of Smith?! Well, find out the name of his other leg!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe from Tricky Dicks


"Here's my brainchild."
"At last you got a brain, child."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Here's my brainchild."
"At last you got a brain, child."

Curly and Larry in Beer Barrel Polecats

My toin...
"A couple of pip pips, a little barbecue, and what have you!"

[Dog Hambone]

My toin...
"A couple of pip pips, a little barbecue, and what have you!"

That's Shemp in WHO DONE IT and, in stock footage, in FOR CRIMIN' OUT LOUD

 

"Does my head look like a steam pipe?"
"No, a steam pipe hasn't got ears!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe and Shemp from Hokus Pokus


"Now behave yourself."
"You can take my word Moe, I didn't.."
"Your word's no good. At least I'll get my rightful share of those potatoes."

[MrHaroldG2000]

Moe and Curly in Idiots Deluxe

 

My toin again...
"That's enough! When you didn't know what you were talking about, you really had something!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe from Booby Dupes


"Use gritto radio friends, the soap that gives your hands that dishpan look. How will the old man know you've been working, if your hands don't have that dishpan look."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Use gritto radio friends, the soap that gives your hands that dishpan look. How will the old man know you've been working, if your hands don't have that dishpan look."

"Remember folks, Gritto spelled sideways is ottri-guh-guh."  (I had actually planned to use that line.) Moe from Micro-Phonies.

 

My toin again. This should be another easy one...
"There ain't been a gentleman in our family for fifty generations!"

[Dog Hambone]

My toin again. This should be another easy one...
"There ain't been a gentleman in our family for fifty generations!"

Quit braggin'!
That's Larry in HALF-WITS HOLIDAY.

 

On to the next:
"Hey! Look! A skeleton fish!"
"A skeleton fish! Oh!"

 

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Hey! Look! A skeleton fish!"
"A skeleton fish! Oh!"

Curly and the woman customer in Booby Dupes

My toin—and speaking of fish...

"Have you got a fishing license?"
"No!"
"Then gimme back my fish!"
"Here's one!" (slap)

[Dog Hambone]

My toin—and speaking of fish...
"Have you got a fishing license?"
"No!"
"Then gimme back my fish!"
"Here's one!" (slap)

MHG2K, isn't that Curly & Moe in A GEM OF A JAM after Moe fishes the goldfish out of Curly' innards with the help of the "flour-scopy"?
 

Assuming my answer is correct, I'll ask a new one (with apologies for a probable misspelling or two):

"Adirondack, one zell, two zell, three zell, zam!
The bucktail then I get tickle and tam!
Tah, scram, the butcher man!
See, saw, buck, out!"  
 

[Mike Lipincranz]

MHG2K, isn't that Curly & Moe in A GEM OF A JAM after Moe fishes the goldfish out of Curly' innards with the help of the "flour-scopy"?
 

Assuming my answer is correct, I'll ask a new one (with apologies for a probable misspelling or two):

"Adirondack, one zell, two zell, three zell, zam!
The bucktail then I get tickle and tam!
Hank, scram, the butcher man!
See, saw, buck, out!" 

Sounds like "BOOBS IN ARMS".....

And another one:

"One more slip up outta you guys and I'm gonna hang ya!  All 3 of ya!"
 

[MrHaroldG2000]

And another one:

"One more slip up outta you guys and I'm gonna hang ya!  All 3 of ya!"

Correct me if I'm wrong, but you didn't have to go far for this one...is it Richard Fiske as the Sergeant in Boobs in Arms, and later in Dizzy Pilots?

And Dog Hambone is correct - my quote was from A Gem of a Jam.

[Shemp_Diesel]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but you didn't have to go far for this one...is it Richard Fiske as the Sergeant in Boobs in Arms, and later in Dizzy Pilots?

You're right, that quote is from Boobs In Arms. It's your toin to post the next line.

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Have you forgotten all your other wives?"
"Completely—except on alimony day. But...this is Wednesday!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Marjorie Deanne & Stanley Brown from Dutiful But Dumb


"I want to know about my armies, have we taken the dykes of Holland?"
"Soitenly, and the van dykes of Amsterdam, and the up dykes of Rotterdam, and the hunchback of Notre Dame."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"I want to know about my armies, have we taken the dykes of Holland?"
"Soitenly, and the van dykes of Amsterdam, and the up dykes of Rotterdam, and the hunchback of Notre Dame."

Moe and Curly - I'll Never Heil Again

 

My toin...
"Boy, you should have been a surveyor!"
"Aw, thanks! Bet you tell that to all the interns!"

[Lefty]

Moe and Curly - I'll Never Heil Again

 

My toin...
"Boy, you should have been a surveyor!"
"Aw, thanks! Bet you tell that to all the interns!"

Moe and Curly from "All the World's a Stooge"

My toin:

"Rock cod, sea bass, albacore and pickerel.
Sand dab, yellow tail, tuna fish and mackerel.
Blue fish, sail fish, carp and tarpon if you wish.
Sword fish, whitefish, herring and gefilte fish.
And that ain’t all!"

[MrHaroldG2000]

My toin:

"Rock cod, sea bass, albacore and pickerel.
Sand dab, yellow tail, tuna fish and mackerel.
Blue fish, sail fish, carp and tarpon if you wish.
Sword fish, whitefish, herring and gefilte fish.
And that ain’t all!"

Cookoo Cavaliers. Moe said everything but the last line, which was said by both Larry and Curly.

My toin again...
"The dumbwaiter!"
"Hey! I resent that!"
"Not you! The other dumbwaiter!"