Topic: Name that classic line!

[Moron4392]

"The guards have been lax."
"We have not, we been wrestling."

If my brain serves me correctly that is from the "Moe, Larry, and Curly" Short Subject:   "RESTLESS KNIGHTS:"

Hope my calculations are correct.  Thank-You.

Hoekstra
Moron4392

[Shemp_Diesel]

Yep, Restless Knights is correct. It's your turn to post the next line.

[Moron4392]

Thank-You:

Come on, you men connected this gas log backwards yesterday, now please fix it properly!"


Hoekstra
Moron4392

[MrHaroldG2000]

Emil Sitka in Half-Wits Holiday

My toin...
"C'mon, we got some croakin' to do!"

[Dog Hambone]

Has been a month now, but I just noticed that Dog Hambone tried to guess my answer for this quote, "yeah I have the fourth reel, but I ate the can."  This came from Curly's only solo short subject:  "ROAST-BEEF AND MOVIES:"

Let's give credit where it's due. ThumpTheShoes correctly guessed the answer to that one despite his contention that you had paraphrased Curly's quote.
 
MHG2K, your quote was uttered by Moe in RHYTHM AND WEEP.

And to quote Jason from Ghost Hunters, 'on to the next':
 
"I say, Jasper, what comes after 75?"
"76."
"That's the spirit!"

[MrHaroldG2000]

"I say, Jasper, what comes after 75?"
"76."
That's the spirit!"

Moe and Larry in Disorder in the Court

My toin...
"One move out of you, and I'll kill you!"
"If you do, I'll never talk to you again!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Phyllis Barry & Curly from Three Little Sew and Sews


"Am I boint up. Here I was dreaming of a nice portion of roast chicken & dumplings."
*SLAP*
"What's that for?"
"That's for not dreaming enough for the both of us."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Am I boint up. Here I was dreaming of a nice portion of roast chicken & dumplings."
*SLAP*
"What's that for?"
"That's for not dreaming enough for the both of us."

Curly and Moe in Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise

My toin again...
"What kind of fool do you take me for?"
"Why? Is there more than one kind?"

[Dog Hambone]

My toin again...
"What kind of fool do you take me for?"
"Why? Is there more than one kind?"

That'd be Singapore Joe & Curly in SAVED BY THE BELLE.
 

"What did you eat when you were a baby?"
"Weeds."

[Mike Lipincranz]

That'd be Singapore Joe & Curly in SAVED BY THE BELLE.
 

"What did you eat when you were a baby?"
"Weeds."


That was Moe's question and Curly's response in MUTTS TO YOU...

Try this one:

"Poor Uncle Caleb, he was a swell guy, give ya the shirt off his back and the buttons too."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"What did you eat when you were a baby?"
"Weeds."


That was Moe's question and Curly's response in MUTTS TO YOU...

Try this one:

"Poor Uncle Caleb, he was a swell guy, give ya the shirt off his back and the buttons too."

Shemp in Brideless Groom

And the line Dog Hambone quoted was not from Mutts to You, but Sock-a-Bye Baby.

[MrHaroldG2000]

My toin...

"I don't see a single cow."
"I don't even see a married one."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Larry & Curly from The Yokes On Me


"Hey boys, I must be dead. I hear an angel singing."

[Dog Hambone]

"Hey boys, I must be dead. I hear an angel singing."

That's Moe after he conks his head on the radiator in MICRO-PHONIES,

And, MHG2k, good catch on the SOCK-A-BYE BABY quote.

 

"Hey! Look out! That thing is liable to go off!"
"It will go off. I’m going to kill you. Have you got anything to say before you die?"
"Yeah! Have you got a permit from the OPA?"

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Hey! Look out! That thing is liable to go off!"
"It will go off. I’m going to kill you. Have you got anything to say before you die?"
"Yeah! Have you got a permit from the OPA?"

Moe, Vernon Dent and Curly in A Bird in the Head

My toin...
"If I’m gonna work like a horse, I’m gonna eat like one!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Curly from G.I. Wanna Home


"Were you ever indicted."
"Not since I was a baby your honor."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Were you ever indicted."
"Not since I was a baby your honor."

Vernon Dent and Moe - Idiots Deluxe

 

My toin again...
"Oh, a termite with dandruff!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Curly from They Stooge to Conga


"Feet, why don't you get going?"
"Yes, get going and answer the door."
"I'm going, but my heart ain't in it."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Feet, why don't you get going?"
"Yes, get going and answer the door."
"I'm going, but my heart ain't in it."

Dudley Dickerson and Moe in Heavenly Daze

My toin...
"Well, I got four kings (kinks)—and they're not in the back!"

[Dunrobin]

Dudley Dickerson and Moe in Heavenly Daze

NOTE: Oh - close, but no cigar!  That was Sam McDaniel playing the butler, not Dudley.

[Mike Lipincranz]

Dudley Dickerson and Moe in Heavenly Daze

My toin...
"Well, I got four kings (kinks)—and they're not in the back!"

I think it is Stanley Blystone talking to Larry at the card table in Goofs & Saddles....

How 'bout this one:

"And this is my mother."
SLAP
"Oh....MOTHER!"

[MrHaroldG2000]

"And this is my mother."
SLAP
"Oh....MOTHER!"

Curly in Pop Goes the Easel—with the slap coming from Moe, of course.

 

And Dunrobin, good catch on the Heavenly Daze quote.

OK, my toin..
"Look! Great big, giant, green canaries!"

[Lefty]

"Look! Great big, giant, green canaries!"

Billy Gilbert in "Men In Black"

My toin:
"When it comes to fish, I'm a common sewer."

[Dog Hambone]

My toin:
"When it comes to fish, I'm a common sewer."

That's Larry in COMMOTION ON THE OCEAN.

 

Here's an easy one:
"We forgot the tape."
"Well, we had to forget something or we wouldn't be plumbers."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Larry & Moe from A Plumbing We Will Go


"Roses are red and how do you do. Drink 4 of these and woo woo woo woo."