Name that classic line!

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #600 on:** February 11, 2011, 02:02:37 PM

Curly from Dizzy Doctors

"Who's in there?"
"Nobody, just us horses."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #601 on:** February 11, 2011, 02:33:20 PM

The railroad detective and Curly in Grips, Grunts and Groans

My toin...
"Hey, do you feel a draft?"
"No—and shut up or we'll get caught!"

cpp · **Reply #602 on:** February 11, 2011, 03:58:48 PM

Curly & Moe - 'Goofs & Saddles'

"You talkin' Depression, & me with a gun here without bullets?"

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #603 on:** February 11, 2011, 04:51:53 PM

Curly from Three Little Pigskins

"That bad luck was down my back biting me. It was scratching me to death. Six lions were tearing me apart bit by bit, six lions!"

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #604 on:** February 11, 2011, 10:36:07 PM

Quote from: Shemp_Diesel on February 11, 2011, 04:51:53 PM

"That bad luck was down my back biting me. It was scratching me to death. Six lions were tearing me apart bit by bit, six lions!"

"Quit lyin'!"

Shemp in The Ghost Talks

My toin...
"Train leaving on Track 4, all aboard!"

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #605 on:** February 12, 2011, 03:56:29 PM

Larry from The Hot Scots

"Stoppeth this nonsense, has thou forgotten the princess."
"Oh, buttoneth up thy lip."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #606 on:** February 12, 2011, 05:14:03 PM

Larry and Moe in Fiddlers Three and again in Musty Musketeers

My toin...
"My dear, would you care to go to the powder room?"
"Oh, no, no! She always looks like that."

Dog Hambone · **Reply #607 on:** February 12, 2011, 06:17:48 PM

Quote from: MrHaroldG2000 on February 12, 2011, 05:14:03 PM

My toin...
"My dear, would you care to go to the powder room?"
"Oh, no, no! She always looks like that."

That's a good one. Symona Boniface & Moe in MICRO-PHONIES referring to Senorita Cucaracha.

Here's another one:
"Oh, look, a boid's nest."
"Bird's nest!?! That's my hair!"

cpp · **Reply #608 on:** February 12, 2011, 07:11:21 PM

Curly & Moe - 'So Long, Mr. Chumps'

"I can hardly wait. Boy, will I be a sensation in pictures!"

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #609 on:** February 12, 2011, 08:53:12 PM

Quote from: cpp on February 12, 2011, 07:11:21 PM

"I can hardly wait. Boy, will I be a sensation in pictures!"

Curly in Movie Maniacs

My toin again...
"Nightmares you had to have, huh?"
"Yeah, but this was in Technicolor!"

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #610 on:** February 12, 2011, 09:22:37 PM

Moe & Curly from A Pain in the Pullman

"What's the big idea?"
"Wake up and go to sleep."
"Why you pussy willow brain you ruined a beautiful romance for me."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #611 on:** February 12, 2011, 11:54:16 PM

Larry and Moe in I'm a Monkey's Uncle and again in Stone Age Romeos

My toin again...
"Hey, I just saw that devil! He stabbed me right in the back with his pitchfork! He had flame coming out of his nose!"

Lefty · **Reply #612 on:** February 13, 2011, 10:27:10 AM

Moe from Spook Louder

My toin:

"Hey, what the hey!"
"Who is this spotted raccoon?"

cpp · **Reply #613 on:** February 13, 2011, 02:25:06 PM

Larry & Moe - 'Gypped in the Penthouse'

"I got it - lock the baby in the safe & you won't hear it!"

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #614 on:** February 13, 2011, 03:24:12 PM

Larry from Three Loan Wolves

"Oh, don't be a baby it's all in fun."
"I hate fun."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #615 on:** February 13, 2011, 04:01:01 PM

Quote from: Shemp_Diesel on February 13, 2011, 03:24:12 PM

"Oh, don't be a baby it's all in fun."
"I hate fun."

Dick Wessel and Shemp - Fright Night

My toin again...
"If you so much as breathe, I’ll tear your tonsils out and tie it around your neck for a bowtie!"

Dog Hambone · **Reply #616 on:** February 14, 2011, 10:42:40 AM

Quote from: MrHaroldG2000 on February 13, 2011, 04:01:01 PM

My toin again...
"If you so much as breathe, I’ll tear your tonsils out and tie it around your neck for a bowtie!"

One of my favorites. That's Moe in IF A BODY MEETS A BODY.

Here we go again:

"An involved case of musical cardiac, rock 'n roll type. Lotsa fat around the heart, and plenty of it around the head."

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #617 on:** February 14, 2011, 01:26:55 PM

Moe from Muscle Up A Little Closer

"Why you kleptomaniac."
"If that means what I think it does..."
"Yeah."
"I'm guilty."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #618 on:** February 14, 2011, 02:32:55 PM

Quote from: Shemp_Diesel on February 14, 2011, 01:26:55 PM

"Why you kleptomaniac."
"If that means what I think it does..."
"Yeah."
"I'm guilty."

Moe and Joe - Pies and Guys

My toin...
"I don't wanna be dead! There's no future in it!"

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #619 on:** February 15, 2011, 01:37:57 AM

Curly from Dizzy Detectives

"I'll take a milkshake... with sour milk!"

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #620 on:** February 15, 2011, 03:21:57 AM

Quote from: Shemp_Diesel on February 15, 2011, 01:37:57 AM

"I'll take a milkshake... with sour milk!"

Shemp in Punchy Cowpunchers

My toin...
"Did you get the squeak out?"
"Boy, we got everything out."

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #621 on:** February 16, 2011, 03:53:10 PM

Duke York & Moe from Higher Than a Kite

"Yeah, we need more help around here. Say, where are those 3 chuckleheads?"
"Oh, those 3 nuts."
"Yeah."
"I guess the squirrels got 'em."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #622 on:** February 16, 2011, 04:29:32 PM

Quote from: Shemp_Diesel on February 16, 2011, 03:53:10 PM

"Yeah, we need more help around here. Say, where are those 3 chuckleheads?"
"Oh, those 3 nuts."
"Yeah."
"I guess the squirrels got 'em."

Stanley Blystone and Johnny Grey in False Alarms

My toin...
"He's pointing to where you are!"
"You mean he's pointing to where I was!"

Dog Hambone · **Reply #623 on:** February 17, 2011, 04:45:54 PM

Quote from: MrHaroldG2000 on February 16, 2011, 04:29:32 PM

My toin...
"He's pointing to where you are!"
"You mean he's pointing to where I was!"

Another favorite of mine. That's Curly & Moe in THREE LITTLE BEERS.

"You know, I call him Baldy. And, yes, he calls me his little hazelnut."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #624 on:** February 17, 2011, 05:07:49 PM

Quote from: Dog Hambone on February 17, 2011, 04:45:54 PM

"You know, I call him Baldy. And, yes, he calls me his little hazelnut."

Anne O'Neal in Ants in the Pantry

My toin again...
"A bullseye, aay?"
"Yeah, but we got the wrong bulls."