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"That bad luck was down my back biting me. It was scratching me to death. Six lions were tearing me apart bit by bit, six lions!"
My toin..."My dear, would you care to go to the powder room?""Oh, no, no! She always looks like that."
"I can hardly wait. Boy, will I be a sensation in pictures!"
"Oh, don't be a baby it's all in fun.""I hate fun."
My toin again..."If you so much as breathe, I’ll tear your tonsils out and tie it around your neck for a bowtie!"
"Why you kleptomaniac.""If that means what I think it does...""Yeah.""I'm guilty."
"I'll take a milkshake... with sour milk!"
"Yeah, we need more help around here. Say, where are those 3 chuckleheads?""Oh, those 3 nuts.""Yeah.""I guess the squirrels got 'em."
My toin..."He's pointing to where you are!""You mean he's pointing to where I was!"
"You know, I call him Baldy. And, yes, he calls me his little hazelnut."