Topic: Name that classic line!

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Wolf! Wolf! Aaahhh!"
"Who? Me? Hey lady, I resemble that remark!"  

IDLE ROOMERS (Curly said the second line, but I don't remember who said the first)

My toin...
"You put 'em on crackers. They give you an appetite like a horse."
"Oh, animal crackers!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe & Curly from Crash Goes the Hash


"It's upside down, rectify it."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"It's upside down, rectify it."

Moe in BUSY BUDDIES

My toin...
"Read that sign!"
"Hey, you, no smokin’!"
"Well?"
"It says you, not me!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe & Curly from No Dough Boys


"What's the idea, I was just about to play coming through the corn."
"You mean rye."
"The way I play it it's corn."

[MrHaroldG2000]

Larry and Curly in Three Loan Wolves


My toin again...
"Gentlemen, here are your quarters."
"Oh, two bits apiece."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Vernon Dent & Curly from A Bird In The Head


"Poor Moe."
"Oh woe is Moe."
"Oh woe is you."
"Woah Moe."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Poor Moe."
"Oh woe is Moe."
"Oh woe is you."
"Woah Moe."

Curly, Larry & Moe in Idiots Deluxe

My toin...
"Will you gentlemen have dessert?"
"Yeah, another turkey!"

[Dog Hambone]

My toin...
"Will you gentlemen have dessert?"
"Yeah, another turkey!"

Hi, MHG2K. That's Moe, Larry, & Curly in unison in GRIPS, GRUNTS & GROANS. Plus, that's not alcohol, just a little tequila, vodka, & cognac.
 
Here's a new one:
"Don't you dare hit me in the head. You know I'm not normal."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Here's a new one:
"Don't you dare hit me in the head. You know I'm not normal."

That's either Loco Boy Makes Good or Dizzy Pilots. Curly said it in both shorts.


"Beans. That's all I get is beans, beans."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Beans. That's all I get is beans, beans."

Curly in Back from the Front.

My toin...
"Oh, there I am...and as pretty as a picture!"
"Yeah, of an ape!" (slap)

[Moron4392]

Hello Sir:

Hope my response is correct.  Shemp Howard from "Brideless Groom?"

Hoekstra
Moron4392


Would like to insert one; please:  "Do You Have The Fourth Reel?,  Yeah, But I Ate The Can!"

[MrHaroldG2000]

Hello Sir:

Hope my response is correct.  Shemp Howard from "Brideless Groom?"

Hoekstra
Moron4392

Shemp in Brideless Groom indeed.

[Dog Hambone]

Would like to insert one; please:  "Do You Have The Fourth Reel?,  Yeah, But I Ate The Can!"

 
I don't recall those lines from any of the 190 shorts. I'm not that familiar with any of the Ted Healy & His Stooges features or the Stooges movies; I'm guessing it's from one of them?
 

[MrHaroldG2000]

I don't recall those lines from any of the 190 shorts. I'm not that familiar with any of the Ted Healy & His Stooges features or the Stooges movies; I'm guessing it's from one of them?
 

I did a search and couldn't find that line, either.

[Dog Hambone]

Seems like this forum loves little games like this, so here goes....
I'll name a line (or series of lines) from a classic Three Stooges short, and YOU name the short it came from.  THEN, when you name the short from the first line, YOU post aclassic line for someone ELSE to identify. 

Okay, Hoekstra. I am quoting from the "rules" posted by WhyIOughta when he started this thread. While I guess we can call all of them classic, it appears more than a few of us are stumped by your quote. Can you at least drop a hint?

[MrHaroldG2000]

Hoekstra, are you still there? We need to keep the ball rolling!

[ThumpTheShoes]

"Do You Have The Fourth Reel?,  Yeah, But I Ate The Can!"

That looks like a little paraphrasing from Roast Beef and Movies. It would be Curly who says:
"I had a little trouble. I ate the can, but I got the film!"

Next:
"Yo, ho, ho, ho, ho."

[MrHaroldG2000]

Next:
"Yo, ho, ho, ho, ho."

That sounds like the Russian clock saying it's 5 o'clock in Spook Louder

[ThumpTheShoes]

That sounds like the Russian clock saying it's 5 o'clock in Spook Louder

Congratulations! You get the "small-size" Panatella!

Next?

[MrHaroldG2000]

OK, my toin...

"Jeepers, creepers! What a night!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

That's the parrot from Crash Goes the Hash


"I could eat a horse."
"Don't look at me."
"I said a horse, not a jackass."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"I could eat a horse."
"Don't look at me."
"I said a horse, not a jackass."

Moe and Shemp in THREE DARK HORSES

 

My toin...
"Boy, what a moniker!"

[Dog Hambone]

My toin...
"Boy, what a moniker!"

I think Moe actually said, "Whew! What a moniker" after reading Joe Strubachincoscow's name in DIZZY PILOTS.

 

"My romance started on the Rue de Schlemeil in Paris." 

[Shemp_Diesel]

Shemp from Love at First Bite


"Then came that famous day and year..."
"When he said to his friends if the british march hang a, hang a..."
"I'll hang one." *SLAP*

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Then came that famous day and year..."
"When he said to his friends if the british march hang a, hang a..."
"I'll hang one." *SLAP*

Sir Tom, Larry and Moe in The Ghost Talks

 

My toin...
"Hey, we're doing the 'Corrigan!'"