Name that classic line!

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #525 on:** January 11, 2011, 11:35:10 AM

Quote from: Dog Hambone on January 11, 2011, 08:37:13 AM

Isn't that Moe talking with his dancing partner in THREE SMART SAPS, after Curly rips her skirt off?

I'm gonna assume I'm right & go ahead with the next quote, but let me know if you disagree

"Now, where were you born?"
"Lake Winnipesaukee."
"How do you spell that?"
"W-O, WOOF, make it Lake Erie, I got an uncle there."

You are right - it is Moe and his dancing partner from THREE SMART SAPS.
And the answer to your question is Moe and Curly from NO CENSUS, NO FEELING.

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #526 on:** January 11, 2011, 11:55:21 AM

My toin...
"You're leavin' the ends in him!"
"Well, they don't show!"

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #527 on:** January 11, 2011, 06:07:41 PM

Moe & Larry from Cactus Makes Perfect

"Dear old Mexico, the warmth of your chili will bring new zest to my breast & vice-a-versa."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #528 on:** January 11, 2011, 07:36:47 PM

Quote from: Shemp_Diesel on January 11, 2011, 06:07:41 PM

"Dear old Mexico, the warmth of your chili will bring new zest to my breast & vice-a-versa."

Curly in What's the Matador?

My toin. This should be another easy one...
"Don't mind me, don't mind me!!"

cpp · **Reply #529 on:** January 12, 2011, 12:30:06 PM

Curly - 'How High is Up?'

"How 'bout a little credit, Pete, until our reserves get here?"
"Oh, I guess you're good for 25."
"Soiltenly, they'll probably send more than that."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #530 on:** January 12, 2011, 01:38:32 PM

Quote from: cpp on January 12, 2011, 12:30:06 PM

"How 'bout a little credit, Pete, until our reserves get here?"
"Oh, I guess you're good for 25."
"Soiltenly, they'll probably send more than that."

Moe, Stanley Blystone and Curly in Goofs and Saddles

My toin again...
"Well, Jasper, what did you shoot?"
"I shot a seven, but they wouldn't give me the money."

cpp · **Reply #531 on:** January 12, 2011, 03:01:06 PM

Moe & Curly - 'Three Little Beers'

"Well, you'll have to come along with me for questioning to General Casino."
"But, we don't play casino - how 'bout a little rummy?"

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #532 on:** January 12, 2011, 04:14:27 PM

That would be the unidentified guard & Curly from Saved By The Belle

"Fellas, fellas I found the girl & that great big chimney-panzee, he looked just like my mother-in-law. He had a big hook nose..."

cpp · **Reply #533 on:** January 12, 2011, 08:02:19 PM

Shemp - 'Spooks'

"If her husband kills me, I'm comin' back to haunt ya!"

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #534 on:** January 12, 2011, 11:26:57 PM

Curly from What's the Matador

"Sit down, eat your dinner like a gentleman."
"I'll eat but I'll promise nothing."

Dog Hambone · **Reply #535 on:** January 13, 2011, 04:59:14 PM

Quote from: Shemp_Diesel on January 12, 2011, 11:26:57 PM

"Sit down, eat your dinner like a gentleman."
"I'll eat but I'll promise nothing."

There is no transcript to verify it, but I'm pretty sure that is Moe & Shemp in PARDON MY BACKFIRE.

"Deserted house? I don't like deserted houses!"
"Why not? Maybe we'll get dessert."

cpp · **Reply #536 on:** January 13, 2011, 07:10:53 PM

Shemp & Larry - 'Of Cash & Hash'

"Hey, what are you doin'?"
"I'm winding up for a flying start."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #537 on:** January 13, 2011, 09:20:03 PM

Quote from: cpp on January 13, 2011, 07:10:53 PM

"Hey, what are you doin'?"
"I'm winding up for a flying start."

"FLY!" (kick in the pants)

Moe and Curly in Nutty but Nice

My toin...
"How long has that been in the soup, froghead?"

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #538 on:** January 14, 2011, 12:53:03 AM

Moe from Dutiful But Dumb

"Mr. Moe, you're accused of assaulting your two roommates with intent to commit mayhem."
"You mean murder."
"Yeah, and he tried to kill us too."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #539 on:** January 14, 2011, 02:43:39 AM

Quote from: Shemp_Diesel on January 14, 2011, 12:53:03 AM

"Mr. Moe, you're accused of assaulting your two roommates with intent to commit mayhem."
"You mean murder."
"Yeah, and he tried to kill us too."

Vernon Dent, Curly & Larry in IDIOTS DELUXE

My toin again...
"Run, lady! Your team's gettin' all the breaks!"

Liz · **Reply #540 on:** January 14, 2011, 02:42:12 PM

Quote from: MrHaroldG2000 on January 14, 2011, 02:43:39 AM

My toin again...
"Run, lady! Your team's gettin' all the breaks!"

Moe from Violent is the Word for Curly

"Were you born in this country?"
"No, Milwaukee!"

cpp · **Reply #541 on:** January 14, 2011, 02:51:02 PM

Ed LeSaint & Larry - 'Half-Shot Shooters'

"Those dumb clucks wouldn't know a redskin from a sunburn!"

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #542 on:** January 14, 2011, 04:26:27 PM

Dorothy Appleby from Rockin Thru the Rockies

"How much money did Stewer's manager give you for your vote?"
"1500 dollars."
"Then we can buy a yacht."
"And go fishing."
"Yeah, you got worms."
"Yeah, but I'm going anyhow".

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #543 on:** January 14, 2011, 05:16:16 PM

Quote from: Shemp_Diesel on January 14, 2011, 04:26:27 PM

"How much money did Stewer's manager give you for your vote?"
"1500 dollars."
"Then we can buy a yacht."
"And go fishing."
"Yeah, you got worms."
"Yeah, but I'm going anyhow".

Moe and Larry from THREE DARK HORSES

My toin again...
"Never have I been through such a lion fight!"

cpp · **Reply #544 on:** January 14, 2011, 08:26:26 PM

Eddie Laughton - 'In the Sweet Pie & Pie'

"Why don't you call up Washington & get you an FBI loan?"

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #545 on:** January 14, 2011, 09:15:26 PM

Quote from: cpp on January 14, 2011, 08:26:26 PM

"Why don't you call up Washington & get you an FBI loan?"

Curly in Even as I.O.U.

My toin...
"Tarantula? Shot five holes in a divot!"

Dog Hambone · **Reply #546 on:** January 14, 2011, 10:17:27 PM

Quote from: MrHaroldG2000 on January 14, 2011, 09:15:26 PM

My toin...
"Tarantula? Shot five holes in a divot!"

That would be Moe in DISORDER IN THE COURT

"This is your instructor, Miss Beebe."
"Hiya, Miss Buckshot."

Shemp_Diesel · **Reply #547 on:** January 14, 2011, 10:24:31 PM

Vernon Dent & Shemp from The Tooth Will Out

"Say Shemp, how much you gonna deduct for dependents?"
"4400 dollars."
"That's eleven dependents who are they?"
"My ex-wife and 10 bartenders."

MrHaroldG2000 · **Reply #548 on:** January 15, 2011, 02:00:42 AM

Quote from: Shemp_Diesel on January 14, 2011, 10:24:31 PM

"Say Shemp, how much you gonna deduct for dependents?"
"4400 dollars."
"That's eleven dependents who are they?"
"My ex-wife and 10 bartenders."

Moe, Shemp, Larry and Shemp again in Income Tax Sappy

My toin again...
"This'll be worth a fortune after I'm gone."
"I should kill you now and find out!"

Dog Hambone · **Reply #549 on:** January 15, 2011, 08:11:58 AM

Quote from: MrHaroldG2000 on January 15, 2011, 02:00:42 AM

My toin again...
"This'll be worth a fortune after I'm gone."
"I should kill you now and find out!"

That's Curly & the landlord (Harry Semels) in WEE WEE MONSIEUR.

"Wolf! Wolf! Aaahhh!"
"Who? Me? Hey lady, I resemble that remark!"