Topic: Name that classic line!

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Larry, Moe - 'Pest Man Wins'

"How'd you know the king was missing?" "Oh, so you're the one, eh? That's how you won my 13 cents!"

[MrHaroldG2000]

"How'd you know the king was missing?" "Oh, so you're the one, eh? That's how you won my 13 cents!"

Curly and Moe from We Want Our Mummy

My toin again...
"You gentlemen ever sold anything?"
"Soitenly, anything we could lay our hands on."
"The gentleman said 'sold,' not 'stole.'"

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Moe, Curly & Lynton brent - 'A Ducking They Did Go'

"Am I boint up.  Here I was dreaming of a nice portion of roast chicken & dumplings."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Curly from Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise


"Bewitched."
"Bothered."
"And bewildered."
"And don't forget to see Pal Joey folks."

[MrHaroldG2000]

I'm guessing Outer Space Jitters

[Shemp_Diesel]

I'm guessing Outer Space Jitters

correct.  

[MrHaroldG2000]

OK my toin...
"Who told you you need glasses?"
"An obstetrician."

[Lefty]

OK my toin...
"Who told you you need glasses?"
"An obstetrician."

Moe & Curly in "The Three Troubledoers"

My toin:
"Twenty minutes to a pound.  Ha, ha.  We'll be here a month."

[MrHaroldG2000]

My toin:
"Twenty minutes to a pound.  Ha, ha.  We'll be here a month."

Moe in VIOLENT IS THE WORD FOR CURLY

 

My toin again...
"Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Curly from Busy Buddies


"I see the garage, but I don't saw the garage. You are speaking incorrectly, you are moidering the king's english."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"I see the garage, but I don't saw the garage. You are speaking incorrectly, you are moidering the king's english."

Curly from Dizzy Pilots

 

My toin...
"Artichoke."
"You too!"

[Dog Hambone]

My toin...
"Artichoke."
"You too!"

Moe pronounces it more like "Y'oughta choke", doesn't he?
Moe & Curly in SOCK-A-BYE BABY.
 

Here's a new one:
"Remember my big toe?"
"Yeah?"
"Shot off! Almost."
Next time you handle a gun, shoot yourself in the head."

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

Here's a new one:
"Remember my big toe?"
"Yeah?"
"Shot off! Almost."
Next time you handle a gun, shoot yourself in the head."

That's Curly and Moe in Dizzy Detectives.

I'm sorry I missed the chance to identify the line from Dizzy Pilots a few posts back, which is a favorite of mine. How often do I want to say to somebody, in a Brooklyn accent, "You are speaking incorrectly; you are moidering da King's English!"!

Here's mine (you will note a certain continuity with the previous two lines if you are alert ):

"Look at me: every morning, wide awake at eleven o'clock!"

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Moe - 'Dizzy Doctors'

"I know, I forgot to throw out the anchor."

[MrHaroldG2000]

Curly in How High is Up?

My toin again...
"Where are those three sun-baked hams?!!"

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

"Where are those three sun-baked hams?!!"

Heh. That's from Rockin' through the Rockies.

Okay, this one is pretty obvious, but it's nice to recall:

"Turn on the radio!"
---"Are you kidding? This is ancient times!"
---"This is an ancient radio!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe & Larry from Squareheads of the Round Table


"Why that old tightwad, he'd steal flies from a blind spider."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Why that old tightwad, he'd steal flies from a blind spider."

Shemp from Brideless Groom.



My toin again...
"What do you wanna do, kill him?  Save him for me, I'll kill him when he gets out!"

[angus_616]

Moe in ANTS IN THE PANTRY


"Wait a minute...how could a bear get down there?"
"It's barely possible."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Wait a minute...how could a bear get down there?"
"It's barely possible."

Moe and Curly in Oily to Bed, Oily to Rise

 

My toin...
"My sandwich bit me! I’m beating it into submission!"

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Curly - 'Calling All Curs'

"Fellas...you convinced me.  I guess that you're right."

[Shemp_Diesel]

"Fellas...you convinced me.  I guess that you're right."

Is that Larry from Woman Haters?

[Rich Finegan]

Is that Larry from Woman Haters?

I guess that you're right. I mean, yes it is.
Still your turn...

[Shemp_Diesel]

"Hey, you stupid stooge. What's the idea, you trying to shoe me like a horse."

[MrHaroldG2000]

RIP, SEW, AND STITCH

My toin...
"Have you got an apartment for rent?"
"Yes, sir."
"How much is it a month?"
"What do ya mean 'a month?!' I rent it by the hour! You can have it from 4 to 5…AM!!"