Topic: Name that classic line!

[Justin T]

It seems to me that line is used in several different shorts, but the one I recall is when Moe says it to Curly in HALF SHOT SHOOTERS.
 
Here's a new one:
"I say, Jasper. Uh, what comes after seventy-five?"
"Seventy-six."
"That’s the spirit, hahahaha."

Moe and Larry in Disorder in the Court

How about this one:

"You know Porcupine, for a guy without brains you're a genius."

[cpp]

Moe - 'Crime on Their Hands'

"Now were you or were you not, on the night of June 13th, in Mrs Throttlebottom's chicken coop?" 
"Soitenly not, I was in a house!"
"What house?"
"The dog house!"

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Now were you or were you not, on the night of June 13th, in Mrs Throttlebottom's chicken coop?" 
"Soitenly not, I was in a house!"
"What house?"
"The dog house!"

A PLUMBING WE WILL GO

 

My toin again...
"Hey, did that sweater have a pink bow?!"
"NO!"
"You cut his ear off!" (bonk)

[cpp]

Moe & Curly - 'How High Is Up?'

"Hey, Moe! Hey, Larry!...I'm surrounded!"

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

"Hey, Moe! Hey, Larry!...I'm surrounded!"

That's Curly from A Plumbing We Will Go again.

Here's mine:

"I’m thinking about you right now---and it could be murder!"

[Shemp_Diesel]

Vernon Dent from Shivering Sherlocks


"Slight case of musical cardiac, rock and roll type. A lot of fat around the heart & plenty of it around the head. Strenous exercise is what I recommend".

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Slight case of musical cardiac, rock and roll type. A lot of fat around the heart & plenty of it around the head. Strenous exercise is what I recommend".

Moe in Muscle Up a Little Closer

My toin again...
"Why aren't you more careful when you climb up a ladder?!"
"I only climbed up seven steps!"
"The ladder had six!"

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

My toin again...
"Why aren't you more careful when you climb up a ladder?!"
"I only climbed up seven steps!"
"The ladder had six!"

I just sawr it: Monkey Businessmen (Moe and Curly).

I hope that this isn't too fragmentary:

"Ha ha ha ha ha . . . I don't get it."

[Shemp_Diesel]

"Ha ha ha ha ha . . . I don't get it."

I believe that's Dorothy Appleby from Cookoo Cavaliers

[Shemp_Diesel]

"How many in the family?"
"I was one of a litter of three."
"Now don't tell me you're the one they kept."
No, I'm the one they threw away."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"How many in the family?"
"I was one of a litter of three."
"Now don't tell me you're the one they kept."
No, I'm the one they threw away."

Moe and Larry from No Census, No Feeling

 

My toin...
"Hello, have you got anything on tonight?"
"No, not a thing!"
"You'll catch cold, good-bye!"

[cpp]

Mary Ainslee & Curly - 'I'll Never Heil Again'


"Give me Ripley! Yeah, believe it or not!"

[MrHaroldG2000]

"Give me Ripley! Yeah, believe it or not!"

Moe - Even as IOU

 

My toin again...
"You'll like me after we get acquainted. I grow on people."
"So do warts!"

[cpp]

June Gittleson & Curly - 'False Alarms'

"That's my new invention...the Simplex Rodent Exterminator."

[MrHaroldG2000]

"That's my new invention...the Simplex Rodent Exterminator."

Moe in Termites of 1938

My toin...
"You're supposed to be singing about the voices of spring, not the eruption of a volcano."

[cpp]

Shemp - 'Brideless Groom'

"We're not as dumb as we look around here."

[Dog Hambone]

"We're not as dumb as we look around here."

I believe that line is from SLIPPERY SILKS. There's no transcript available to check but doesn't Mr. Romani (played by William J. Irving) say that to Mr. Morgan Morgan (played by Vernon Dent)?
 
I'm pretty sure I'm right (if anyone disagrees, please speak up!), so I'll go ahead & ask the next one:

"Hey fellas, listen to this letter. Gentlemen..."
"That ain't for us, we're not gentlemen."

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

I believe that line is from SLIPPERY SILKS. There's no transcript available to check but doesn't Mr. Romani (played by William J. Irving) say that to Mr. Morgan Morgan (played by Vernon Dent)?
 
I'm pretty sure I'm right (if anyone disagrees, please speak up!), so I'll go ahead & ask the next one:

"Hey fellas, listen to this letter. Gentlemen..."
"That ain't for us, we're not gentlemen."

"Slippery Silks" is correct.

I don't recall which short your line comes from, but I'm pretty sure that the next line is "Speak for yourself!" followed by a slap in the face.

(Added after getting cpp's answer and looking up the short on YouTube: Yes, that is the next line, but the gesture that follows is a nose-tweak rather than a face-slap.)

[cpp]

The earlier 'gentlemen' line came from Moe & Shemp - 'Sing a Song of Six Pants'

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

The earlier 'gentlemen' line came from Moe & Shemp - 'Sing a Song of Six Pants'

Your turn, ya knucklehead! 

[cpp]

"Boy, this is some joint. I wish I had a house like this."

[cpp]

No takers?   That was Moe in 'Baby Sitters Jitters'

How about:

"Larry, go get the soup! That's an order!"

[Dr. Hugo Gansamacher]

No takers?   That was Moe in 'Baby Sitters Jitters'

How about:

"Larry, go get the soup! That's an order!"

You didn't travel far for that one---it's from the same character in the same short.

Here's one a little more memorable, I hope:

"And fourteen carats!"---"Carrot? That don't look like a vegetable to me!"

[cpp]

Moe & Curly - 'Yes We have No Bonanza'

"I was just tellin' my pal here, this is lovely country & I'm glad we landed."

[Shemp_Diesel]

Moe from Saved By The Belle


"You see spots in front of your eyes?"
"Nah, I used to see triangles."