"What's the matter with you, why you don't come to the door. And what is with the plaster falling down & the tramping around here like a horse."
That's Benny Rubin as Mr. Dinklespiel in HOOFS AND GOOFS
Here's a new one:
"Well, boys, there she is!
Yeah, but what is it???
A Columbus.
Never mind who you bought it from. What make is that?
I told you, a Columbus!
I thought he came over in a boat.
Ha, ha! You couldn't find another car like that if you searched for weeks.
That I can believe!"