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Vote for the president.

Giant Douche
4 (80%)
Turd Sandwich
1 (20%)

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Offline shemps#1

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Remember, Puff Daddy is watching you....VOTE OR DIE MOTHERF**KER!
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish." - Unknown


Pilsner Panther

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Or, vote and die?

"Arriving home from the hospital after being treated for a heart attack, 84-year-old Carol Barnes inched up the steps into her Sunset District home and headed straight for her absentee ballot.

"She said, 'That ... Bush, I can't allow him to be president again,' " said her son, Bo Barnes. " 'I want to vote for Kerry to make the world safe."

Too exhausted to do more than cast votes for president and two propositions, the widow of an Army major signed the ballot and told her son they'd complete the rest later. Three days later, on Oct. 17, Carol Barnes died.

Within an hour of his mother's death, Bo Barnes mailed her absentee ballot, fulfilling her dying request."

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[S.F. Chronicle, 10/31/04]. Full story is here:

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/chronicle/a/2004/10/31/MNG5O9JIJK1.DTL
« Last Edit: October 31, 2004, 01:46:54 PM by Pilsner Panther »


Offline shemps#1

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Your candidates.....



Giant Douche



Turd Sandwich

You better vote, or else P. Diddy will get you!

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish." - Unknown