So... How Old Be Thee?

Moron4392 · **Reply #50 on:** March 23, 2008, 01:59:15 AM

Dear Sir: (JRvass):

Just would like to say I know for a fact that you are a great guy and reside in my state. But I do have to appologize to you about my nieces. The thirty year old has been happily married for six years now and the other one is engaged. Wish I knew about you sooner.

Thank you and have yourself a great upcoming week.

Diane Elizabeth Hoekstra
Moron4392

metaldams · **Reply #51 on:** March 23, 2008, 09:16:01 AM

Y'know the problem with all those great A&C routines, (and by the way, 7 X 13 = 28 is my favorite)? Two minutes later, some kids will be singing love songs to each other, with the Andrews Sisters conveniently harmonizing behind them!

FineBari3 · **Reply #52 on:** March 23, 2008, 09:16:23 AM

Quote from: locoboymakesgood on March 22, 2008, 08:12:01 PM

usually chicks don't look at dating younger dudes in the same perspective as older dudes dating younger girls

Whaddy'a mean???

A man's sexual peak is age 18, and a woman's is 35!

One of nature's cruel jokes.....

metaldams · **Reply #53 on:** March 23, 2008, 09:17:56 AM

Quote from: Senorita Rita on March 22, 2008, 10:43:08 PM

^^ Ah, so I do sound like an old fogey. I guess it has to do with the fact that I've been a lifelong lover of all things old. Oh, and the fact that I had pretty decent English,grammar, and writing teachers in school. These kids today with their "n00b" language and their misuse of the word "your" really want to make me throw my computer out the window.

Congrats to all the folks who've stayed committed to keeping this website afloat. It really is the best Stooge site on the net.

Eye agre wit u, Rita. Your write.

metaldams · **Reply #54 on:** March 23, 2008, 09:26:42 AM

The worse thing about getting old, and I think all of us, from our 20's - 50's can agree on this...........no Easter Bunny this morning! I'm a bit shocked, as I just found out there's no such thing last week!

Happy Easter, everyone!

metaldams · **Reply #55 on:** March 23, 2008, 10:08:00 AM

Quote from: FineBari3 on March 23, 2008, 09:16:23 AM

Whaddy'a mean???

A man's sexual peak is age 18, and a woman's is 35!

One of nature's cruel jokes.....

Amen.

JazzBill · **Reply #56 on:** March 23, 2008, 10:17:26 AM

Quote from: FineBari3 on March 23, 2008, 09:16:23 AM

Whaddy'a mean???

A man's sexual peak is age 18, and a woman's is 35!

One of nature's cruel jokes.....

Not since Viagra. Look at Hugh Hefner, he's got three girlfreinds to keep satisfied. Hugh hefner used to be cool and relevant, now he creeps me out.

Waldo Twitchell · **Reply #57 on:** March 23, 2008, 11:26:54 AM

I'll turn 37 in August. When I watched the Vol. 1 DVD set, it was a bit unnverving to realize that I'm now older than both Larry and Curly were when they made those shorts!

BTW, thanks Metaldams for posting the A & C routine. I've never been a big fan, but that was awesome!

Waldo Twitchell · **Reply #58 on:** March 23, 2008, 11:30:52 AM

My apologies to jrvass - thanks for posting the A & C routine!

metaldams · **Reply #59 on:** March 23, 2008, 11:31:30 AM

Quote from: Waldo Twitchell on March 23, 2008, 11:26:54 AM

I'll turn 37 in August. When I watched the Vol. 1 DVD set, it was a bit unnverving to realize that I'm now older than both Larry and Curly were when they made those shorts!

BTW, thanks Metaldams for posting the A & C routine. I've never been a big fan, but that was awesome!

I would say you're welcome, but jrvass is the one you wanna thank.

But yeah, that is an awesome routine!

metaldams · **Reply #60 on:** March 23, 2008, 11:32:06 AM

Nevermind, beat me to it!

xraffle · **Reply #61 on:** March 23, 2008, 08:44:49 PM

Quote from: metaldams on March 23, 2008, 09:26:42 AM

The worse thing about getting old, and I think all of us, from our 20's - 50's can agree on this...........no Easter Bunny this morning! I'm a bit shocked, as I just found out there's no such thing last week!

Happy Easter, everyone!

What?? There's no such thing?!?! Oh no!! Well at least Santa Claus is real. Or is he?

Anyway, Happy Easter y'all! A pie for everyone!

jrvass · **Reply #62 on:** March 23, 2008, 09:52:24 PM

My sister's minister confessed to the congregation today. He was driving down a dirt road this morning, a bit faster than he should have been travelling, came up over a hill, saw a rabbit, jammed on the brakes, but the combination of the speed and the dirt road he was not able to keep from hitting the rabbit.

He gets out of the car, runs to the front of the car, and the rabbit is dead. Not only that... but it is the Easter Bunny! He felt so terrible that so many children would be disappointed by not being visited by the Easter Bunny. He began to cry.

Just then a woman pulled up and asked him "What's wrong?" He explained what had happened. She said "Wait here." and went back to her car for an aerosol can from her purse.

She sprayed the Easter Bunny and it came to life! It jumped up, ran 10 feet, turned around and waved at them. It ran another 10 feet and turned around to wave, ran another 10 feet, turned around, and waved. This continued until the Easter Bunny was out of sight.

"What did you spray him with?" asked the minister.

The woman replied "Hair restorer with a permanent wave".
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James

Moron4392 · **Reply #63 on:** March 23, 2008, 10:48:55 PM

Dear Sir (JRVASS):

Just would like to say that your story about the Easter Bunny was really cool. It gave me a good laugh after having things screw up at work today. Thank you very much.

Please have yourself a great and wonderful week upcoming.

Diane Elizabeth Hoekstra
Moron4392

jrvass · **Reply #64 on:** March 23, 2008, 11:36:50 PM

Diane,

Glad you enjoyed it. Pastor Rick actually said that at the 2 Easter Services in Clarkston. It's one of those seasonal jokes that makes the circuit every year. My sister is a minister in that church also. She does some services when Rick is unavailable or at major holidays. But mainly she does education and outreach and stuff like that.

She also told us at Easter dinner of the junior acolyte (a 4th or 5th grader) that when Pastor Rick asked "Why do we celebrate Easter?"

"Presents!" said the acolyte.

"Well, that is one reason," said Pastor Rick.

I go to the church of "Hockey Night in Canada" on CBC from 7pm Saturday to 2-3am Sunday. By the time I wake up, I'm lucky to see any of the Sunday news shows!

James

Moron4392 · **Reply #65 on:** March 24, 2008, 06:40:02 AM

Dear Sir (JRVASS):

Thank you for taking the time to respond to my post. Glad to see you know the real meaning of life. I am with you, I try and catch the Hockey Games when I am not working.

Also in closing just would like to say that you also have been a great help in educating me on the Stooges.

Bye Bye for Now

Diane
Moron4392

shemps#1 · **Reply #66 on:** March 24, 2008, 04:11:16 PM

Quote from: jrvass on March 23, 2008, 09:52:24 PM

My sister's minister confessed to the congregation today. He was driving down a dirt road this morning, a bit faster than he should have been travelling, came up over a hill, saw a rabbit, jammed on the brakes, but the combination of the speed and the dirt road he was not able to keep from hitting the rabbit.

He gets out of the car, runs to the front of the car, and the rabbit is dead. Not only that... but it is the Easter Bunny! He felt so terrible that so many children would be disappointed by not being visited by the Easter Bunny. He began to cry.

Just then a woman pulled up and asked him "What's wrong?" He explained what had happened. She said "Wait here." and went back to her car for an aerosol can from her purse.

She sprayed the Easter Bunny and it came to life! It jumped up, ran 10 feet, turned around and waved at them. It ran another 10 feet and turned around to wave, ran another 10 feet, turned around, and waved. This continued until the Easter Bunny was out of sight.

"What did you spray him with?" asked the minister.

The woman replied "Hair restorer with a permanent wave".
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James

Even the crickets refuse to chirp.

jrvass · **Reply #67 on:** March 24, 2008, 09:42:32 PM

I heard it was a "hoot and a holler" with the Methodist Easter crowd.

I wouldn't know. I went to the church of "Hockey Night in Canada" until the wee hours and didn't wake up until 12:30 on Easter.

James

Jimmie Adams · **Reply #68 on:** March 26, 2008, 11:25:05 PM

I am so old that I bought a Standard 8mm cutdown of MALICE IN THE PALACE before it was public domain!

I am 47. Roscoe Arbuckle and Charley Chase were dead a year when they were my age. I am also an arrested adolescent which makes aging all the much harder. To make it worse, I am a middle aged college student. Sometimes hot young babes will talk to me. Most usually they say to me: "Excuse me sir, but the Kotex machine is empty in the women's bathroom and one of the toilets is stopped up." I have boots older than most of the students at my college.

I can remember around 1973 or 74 that a new Stooge film should be out anytime now. We didn't have the communications we do now so I had no idea how sick Larry and Moe was at the time. I can remember reading a PARADE article from about 1973 where Larry was quoted as saying the Stooges were "winding down now." The article and Larry failed to mention the deteriorating health of the Stooges.

One of my favorite quotes from my previous girlfriend: "Your *%$#$@ forty years old and you're still watching the Stooges?" My immediate reply was, "Why yes".

jrvass · **Reply #69 on:** March 27, 2008, 01:22:38 AM

I was arrested once. Don't call the deputy a "faggot".

Upside: You get your own cell.

Downside: You get to watch tiny ants lap up your blood & drool from the drain in the floor with the dried vomit from someone else, while lying on the comfy cement floor.

James

xraffle · **Reply #70 on:** March 27, 2008, 11:01:16 AM

Quote from: Jimmie Adams on March 26, 2008, 11:25:05 PM

One of my favorite quotes from my previous girlfriend: "Your *%$#$@ forty years old and you're still watching the Stooges?" My immediate reply was, "Why yes".

I'm kind of shocked that your girlfriend made that comment as a lot of adults watch the stooges. Not many kids today watch them, it seems to me that it's mostly adults that watch them now.

Hammond Eggar · **Reply #71 on:** March 27, 2008, 03:55:09 PM

I am 35 years of age.

curlysdame · **Reply #72 on:** March 27, 2008, 04:01:47 PM

Quote from: jrvass on March 27, 2008, 01:22:38 AM

I was arrested once. Don't call the deputy a "faggot".

Are you serious? Haha, damn! Were you drunk, or brazen?

Hammond Eggar · **Reply #73 on:** March 27, 2008, 04:02:14 PM

Quote from: xraffle on March 27, 2008, 11:01:16 AM

I'm kind of shocked that your girlfriend made that comment as a lot of adults watch the stooges. Not many kids today watch them, it seems to me that it's mostly adults that watch them now.

That comment doesn't shock me at all. To certain people, the Stooges are perceived as silly, sophomoric and immature. That said, as an adult, one is expected to outgrow his/her facination with them, much in the same way adults should outgrow their interest in cartoons, comic books, collecting Star Wars toys and other so-called childish things.

shemps#1 · **Reply #74 on:** March 27, 2008, 04:04:21 PM

Quote from: Hammond Eggar on March 27, 2008, 03:55:09 PM

I am 35 years of age.

Long time no see, Hammond. You're another one I thought was older as well.