My sister's minister confessed to the congregation today. He was driving down a dirt road this morning, a bit faster than he should have been travelling, came up over a hill, saw a rabbit, jammed on the brakes, but the combination of the speed and the dirt road he was not able to keep from hitting the rabbit.
He gets out of the car, runs to the front of the car, and the rabbit is dead. Not only that... but it is the Easter Bunny! He felt so terrible that so many children would be disappointed by not being visited by the Easter Bunny. He began to cry.
Just then a woman pulled up and asked him "What's wrong?" He explained what had happened. She said "Wait here." and went back to her car for an aerosol can from her purse.
She sprayed the Easter Bunny and it came to life! It jumped up, ran 10 feet, turned around and waved at them. It ran another 10 feet and turned around to wave, ran another 10 feet, turned around, and waved. This continued until the Easter Bunny was out of sight.
"What did you spray him with?" asked the minister.
The woman replied "Hair restorer with a permanent wave".
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James