Are you serious? Haha, damn! Were you drunk, or brazen?
Both!
But the SOB deputy wanted to look up my poop-shoot while I surrendered my clothes & shoes for an orange jumpsuit & sandals. Never mind that he was 2 feet and a 100+ pounds bigger than me.
He's probably a nice guy outside of that setting.
Anything that gives your lawyer the "upper hand" in court, is a good thing.
James