Topic: Football (Soccer to us 'Merikins)

[Giff me dat fill-em!]

This video cued the song as "The River Kwai March" ... incorrect title. See if you can give the correct name of the march ...
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[jrvass]

I don't know the title, but is it from "The Great Escape"?

James

[ThumpTheShoes]

Isn't that the Colonel Bogey March? I've heard it plenty of places, including the old Doctor Who series back when Tom Baker was the lead, and I think it was in Breakfast Club, too. Likely in tons of other pictures, too.

What do I win?

[Giff me dat fill-em!]

How 'bout we start with a pie-in-th-face ... 

(pushes forward the box) Then ... your choice from the Stooges toy box. ('specially since you spelt "colonel" kreckly)