Topic: Clip Of Shemp in "Crazy House" 1943

[JazzBill]

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This looks like a odd movie.

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Nifty ... I like Shemp's lines:
"Do ya wanna buy a bee hive ... ya won't get stung!"
"Do ya wanna buy a stove ... it's hot!" 

[jrvass]

You wanna buy a pillow? Nothing down.
You wanna by a clock? On time?

 

James

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Okay, jrvass ... let's finish this off.
Complete list of Shemp “One Liners” … (for the 3 1/2 minute flick posted above)
Do ya wanna buy a bee hive … ya won’t get stung
Do ya wanna buy a pillow... nuthin’ down
Do ya wanna buy a piece ‘o chalk and make your mark in the world
Do ya wana buy a clock … on time?
Do ya wanna buy a deck ‘o cards … it’s a good deal
Do ya wanna buy a stove … it’s hot!
Do ya wanna buy an anchor … right off the boat!

[locoboymakesgood]

Wow, those two were painfully unfunny.. I think I saw Olsen and Johnson atleast half a dozen times in the opening montage alone, although it looks like that video was heavily edited.. so I dunno.. but I never heard of them before.

Shemp was hysterical.

[JazzBill]

I think being able to put all those Shemp one liners plus at least 20 sight gags in the time span of 3:27 is pretty good. I especially like the one with the guy strapped in the electric chair, while getting his shoes shined.

[jrvass]

Okay, jrvass ... let's finish this off.
Complete list of Shemp “One Liners” … (for the 3 1/2 minute flick posted above)
Do ya wanna buy a bee hive … ya won’t get stung
Do ya wanna buy a pillow... nuthin’ down
Do ya wanna buy a piece ‘o chalk and make your mark in the world
Do ya wana buy a clock … on time?
Do ya wanna buy a deck ‘o cards … it’s a good deal
Do ya wanna buy a stove … it’s hot!
Do ya wanna buy an anchor … right off the boat!

I'm still giggling!

James

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I'm still giggling!

James

Me too!! (chortle-chortle-guffaw)

[jrvass]

Me too!! (chortle-chortle-guffaw)

I annoyed a bunch of people at work today quoting Shemp! 

James

[jrvass]

Ya forgot the non-Shemp...

"Wanna see something swell?"
"Yeah!"
"Well put this sponge in water!"

James

[IFleecem]

Great one liners from Shemp!
Too Bad the clip got pulled off of YouTube.

Robin