Topic: Mr. Bean - Theater Policy Trailer

[ThumpTheShoes]

Damn! Mr. Bean's carryin' a hookah-- classic! Sorta Stooge-like, dont'cha think?!

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[xraffle]

Rowan Atkinson is the funniest British comedian. His show "Mr. Bean" is just downright funny. For those of you who never watched it, you have no idea what you're missing.

[JazzBill]

Rowan Atkinson is the funniest British comedian. His show "Mr. Bean" is just downright funny. For those of you who never watched it, you have no idea what you're missing.

I think Benny Hill gives Rowan Atkinson a run for his money.

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[Capt.KSB]

     To compare Benny Hill with

Mr.Atkinson's"Mr.Bean"is to "Use

a polite word..Nonsense"as my dear

friend..Dr.Jack McCabe of "The Sons

Of The Desert"would say.


     Mr.Atkinson's "Mr.Bean"was

a fellow.


     Who had no respect for authority

and defied it in a very crude way.


     Mr.Hill's characters were child like

pranksters.


     Who made fun of authority..but not in

the very crude way that "Mr.Bean"did.


      Mr.Hill's could also play put upon

victims of authority..who were always

being abused and ripped off by the sacred

cows of authority.


     But?

   Benny Hill maintaned his dignaty and keeping

on trying.


   Also..Mr.Hill had an eye for the ladies.


 "Mr.Bean"had no interest in the girls.


  He was asexual.


  Hence.

   He has his own interests and his

own life to live.Girls would never be

a part of "Mr.Bean's"life.


   Both men did perform physical

comedy and pantomime.


   But Benny Hill could do more

things on his tv shows than Mr.Atkinson's

"Mr.Bean"did in his movie and on his tv shows.


   Capt.KSB.

  P.S. with the exception of his

movie.."Mr.Bean"didn't talk on his

tv shows..he talked in his movie but

he never talked on his tv shows.

[shemps#1]

Damn it Butler, are you ever going to learn how to type? Will you even learn how to construct a proper sentence using the English language? I'm about to lodge my cyber foot in your cyber ass! The tragedy in all of this is you would be a valued poster to this board if you didn't have a blatant disregard for the rules.

[Capt.KSB]

    Dear Shepms#1


        There is no need to get vulgar and


use dirty words.


        I'm sorry that my typing is not all

that great.


       I'm trying to write the best way that I

can.


       But..I don't need to be cuss at.


      So..Please watch your language!


     Capt.KSB.

[shemps#1]

I watch my language alright....

Suck my balls.

There, I just "watched" that. Enjoy the ban, fucktard.

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    Dear Shepms#1


        There is no need to get vulgar and


use dirty words.


        I'm sorry that my typing is not all

that great.


       I'm trying to write the best way that I

can.


       But..I don't need to be cuss at.


      So..Please watch your language!


     Capt.KSB.

What I don't get is why your typing is double-spaced and is only on the left side. It's harder to read a post that way.

[JazzBill]

I was wondering what happened to you, haven't seen you around lately. It's good to see that you haven't lost your touch. This is what the Capt's. post's remind me of. 
       Grocery List

     one dozen eggs

      one gallon milk

      two bread 

      box of mac & cheese

      case of beer

     bottle of pepsi

     butter

     cheese

     bag of chips


   

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Looks like Capt.KSB joined the crew at the Threestooges.com guestbook. Apparently, he's annoyed because he was banned. I don't see why he would be annoyed. In my opinion, it's much easier typing the right way than typing the way he does.

[jrvass]

I'm Very Happy,

To See Shemps Number One Ban,

A Fucktard Like That!

 

James
(A Haiku from Hell)

[ThumpTheShoes]

I'm Very Happy,

To See Shemps Number One Ban,

A Fucktard Like That!

 

James
(A Haiku from Hell)

I love it! You get a nice, shiny Karma point...

And... For that genuine Haiku From Hell, you, James, get to choose from tonight's PRIZE LOCKER!
That's right! You get your choice of any of these fabulous items:



A four volume set containing all 16 of Joe Besser's films as one of the legendary Three Stooges! You'd be "craaaazy" to pass up this priceless collection of laughs featuring the Stooges in the twilight of their short subject career. You get 16 well-loved Stooge titles, including "Space Ship Something-Or-Other", "Stooges in Space", "Sappy Remakes" and several more!
 
You also could have Joan Osborne's debut cd, Relish-- Here's where it all started for this Rockabilly Screecher. Listen to her howl through her smash-hit single, "One of Us". Recoil in terror as she shouts tunelessly in "Right Hand Man". Rejoice in the fact that no sound from this cd can be reproduced unless you really, really want to. In short, once you've heard Joan Osborne, you'll never want to again!

What music collection would be complete without the cd that started it all (and ended it just as quickly) for Poe! Just who was Poe? How the hell should I know? I do know that, based on the track listings for this record, Poe is a girl who just wants to say "Hello", hates "Angry Johnny" and knows that a "Junkie" can "Fly Away"! She sings some, yells some, raps some and... she's white! Yes, just as white as can be. Just like this disc: Vanilla through and through!

Or, choose from a collection of partially used batteries. Triple-A, Double-A and even button cells. They're all here! Some work, some don't! Hell, the batteries in my multimeter are flat so I can't test them!

And last but, certainly, not first is a keychain! Known to Britains as a "Keyfob", this blue, quick-release keychain would be perfect for putting your keys on and locking them in the vehicle of your choice!

Pick one or pick 'em all! 'Cause James, this is your lucky night!


-ThumpThemDamnShoes,Margaret!

[jrvass]

A Haiku from Hell?

I'll confiscate the table!

Who wants crapola?

 

James

PS. Thanks for your generous offer. I will trade it for Carol Merrill's box! If I can Make A Deal!

[ThumpTheShoes]

You're indeed a braver man than I, James!

For those of you scoring at home, James, for his Haiku From Hell, has refused the "Prizes From Hell" and has, instead, by his own choosing, scored a 67-year-old snatch! Yikes! Talk about a television landmark! What a catch... back in 1970, maybe. Still, in all fairness, a much better choice than the two albums, at least!

Congratulations, James!

Just remember, there are no losers here, just no winners either! And that's how we play...

Haiku From Hell!

[jrvass]

I learn lesson from...

Anna Nicole... SNATCH from Grave,

Not Cradle... be RICH! 

Sure, you might have to rub bunions, change diapers, and play "Pedro the Pool Boy" for a couple months, but it is so rewarding! 

James