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Old Find ... our Boys in a Milkstache Ad

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Offline Giff me dat fill-em!

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This site is adament that milk is a deadly poison, and highlight the bad choices the Milkstache promoters make in touting milk. They attack milk by siting Curly's deteriorating health and his doctor's eating advice.
http://www.notmilk.com/deb/092699.html
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Not exactly a well-researched article, was it?

Firstly, Cohen asserts that Curly's "brothers outlived him by many years". Not entirely true. Shemp died in 1955, a scant 3 years after Curly.

Cohen also suggests that Moe and Larry would have been better "Milkstache" choices since they died of "old age", rather than cerebral-vascular disease. Mmm-hmm. Goodbye credibility!

Robert Cohen has quite a brain! Should be on a meat counter!

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Yeah ... I thought youz guys would find "un-indoctrinated" public lucidations about our boys a delightful read.

Got Milk? ... maybe you should take lactation lessons.  ;D :D :laugh: ::)
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Just in case the above site becomes boring, here's another site referring to Shemp and his affinity to cigars ...
http://www.cigaraficionado.com/Cigar/CA_Profiles/People_Profile/0,2540,64,00.html
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Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was: "Name seven advantages of "Mothers  Milk." Worth 70 points or none at all.
 
One student, who had partied late the night before, was frustrated to think of seven advantages.
 
He wrote:
 
1. It is perfect formula for the child.
 
2. It provides immunity against several diseases.
 
3. It is always at the right temperature
 
4. It is inexpensive.
 
5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
 
6. It is always available as needed.
 
And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang, indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
 
7. It comes in such cute containers.

He got an "A".

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