I like Muffy.
I drop an ice cube accidently out of the fridge and let the kitten play ice hockey. Later, if it hasn't batted it under an appliance... I step in a puddle in my socks and say "damn".
Better yet. I grab the kitten and drag it through the tiny-puddle and let it's fur soak it up! But it is rare that I see the puddles of ice-melt. (They are clear... pee is yellow. She does her "business" in the box!)
Just to be... CLEAR!
James