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Bruckman64
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OK, whoa, back up. When I said "acceptance" I wasn't referring to your acceptance by the rest of us here [I'm going to eschew terming us the "NFO" because that term is only a convenient handle for you--you may have noticed I haven't carried the NFO logo in my posts since July]. As Metal said, you're never going to be accepted here. What you really want is a return to the way things were pre-Sickdrjoe, a time when you were more or less accepted. Unfortunately for you, that isn't going to happen either. So why waste time on it.
As for whether you'll continue to be mocked here even if you left, I can't say. I have no ability to see into the future. It's unlikely I'd say much about you once you'd left.
I don't think anyone's concerned about keeping me on their side, except you. You're the only one who talks about it at any rate. And don't take the laughable line that sickdrjoe influences my behavior. Slipp, you have to understand something: there are not too many people out there who can identify Otis Ferguson, much less have read him. It's the free exchange of intelligent ideas about film that formed the basis of any regard I have for him, or he for me. You had nothing to do with it. Your conception of him as my father-confessor, to whom I turn for direction, is hilariously off base--much more so than any misconception I may have of you.
You're correct in saying I know little about your life. I'm just making inferences based on what you say and how you present yourself. I'm no psychologist. I am a pretty good judge of character. I wouldn't want you on any planting crew of mine because you're a disruptive influence. Yes, you are very self-serving. Instances? Where should I begin? Your need to attract others when you were getting slammed by SDJ a year ago? Your need to be entitled to preferential treatment? Your self-pity [exhibited in your "suicide" posts and elsewhere]? And Slipp, it's laughable that after numerous lies and false identities you can claim not to understand why I'd perceive you as untrustworthy. You know how many times I've lied to you? Twice. Once when I said I'd notified the Benjamins of your "Hey Moe" site [do you honestly think I'd do them any favors?] and once when after you'd carpet-bombed Shady's site and I e-mailed you to apologize or I'd advise everyone else of what you'd done. On that occasion, I advised them then asked for the apology, since I was damn sure you were too craven to proffer one anyhow. And you didn't. [See how well I know you, Slippy? I was already a couple moves ahead]. I could go on, but enumerating the many many times you've flown off the handle frankly depresses me, and the fact you're oblivious to all of it depresses me more.
Putting blame on Angillus makes me just shake my head. I'm like Samuel L. Jackson in PULP FICTION when he's explaining "I'm trying real hard to be a shepherd". Slipp, I'm trying and you assail me with further idiocies and denials. Not once have you offered any rational defense of your statements; you've only turned mine back at me. ["I am so NOT defensive! The NFO is! You're a mindless drone of sickdrjoe's!" etc]. And like the Field Marshal I have grave doubts whether you live on your own. Mowing lawns isn't going to provide you with the kind of coin to maintain much of a life, and it's only seasonal work. [What are you doing now?] I've mentioned this before and it's another issue to which you've never provided any solid evidence.
I could get over it if you ever showed the least sign of growth or maturation. If you showed interest in great cinema or literature, for example. You don't. You're one of the most complacent people I've ever encountered and that's why you long for your former state of semi-acceptance. I think SDJ was more accurate when he stated some time ago that these forums give you a sense of identity which you lack in the real world. That's what puts you at a disadvantage; all of us have a sense of who we are, flawed or not, and you don't. We empower you by mere recognition of you, even if it's a negative recognition, because no one else recognizes you as anything unique.
I'm trying, Slipp, but if you're not going to be straight up with me, why should I bother?
"Oh ah don't wanna dance...dance with ya baby NOOO moahhh..."
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Mekka-lekka-hi-mekka-hidey-ho. Mekkea-lekka-hi-mekka-CHONNI-ho. Your wishes are not granted, but long live Jambi anyway.
Metal-
"We, (the NFO) a a..." Starting your own constitution, I see. Just make sure there is no rambling in your preambling. You do enough rambling already.
I take it that you think that I think that the NFO members think and talk about me constantly. The Slipp Syndicate (which I take from the old anti-Spider-Man team, the Sinister Syndicate, rather than whatever syndicate Pigeon had going. I must've missed out on seeing that syndicayte). I don't even think about YOU constantly. Contrary to your popular beliefs, I have more than enough other things that I have to think about, like gorgeous, curvy bodies, money, wrestling, church stuff etc..
Why is submitting to me bulls**t? That you are taking it this way proves that you really DON'T have anything better to do than maintain a war with me. You contradict yourself- if I am really your court jester, which I know I'm not, than I AM wanted here. You give me a role- a TITLE, then say I'm not wanted here? THAT'S bulls**t. It's bulls**t that I even AM your court jester and YOU KNOW IT.
Jim- I didn't mean I want you guys for MY b*tches, you jizzmopper. I meant agree to hear my peace terms, then abide by them. I'm not planning to propose that you all break up your orgy. I'm not planning to propose that you stop frequenting these sites. I'm not even planning to propose that you make PRO-Slipp posts (even though I'm highly deserving of them).
Nose- that didn't mean a thing. I was in my wacko/highly hypoglycemic phase then.
FMCQ- Has it ever occured to you that I could have a roommate? HMMMM?
And Finally, DrJerk- I' not asking that anybody gets into a habit (unless you really dig nuns garbs).
"Losers don't dictate terms of surrender" Who says I'm surrendering? Who says I'm even asking YOU to suurender? Just hear out my propositions, follow them EXACTLY and everyone will be happy.
The rest of your post is just what I'd expect a d*ckless wonder like you to type. It's not worth responding to.
Bruckman64
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Roommate, eh? Would this roommate's online moniker possibly be Angillus or Herbolsheimer, or maybe Matt, Edie, Dave, Ian, etc.?
Why do I have a visual of this roommate standing over Slipp and force-feeding him Clark bars? How does the roommate react when you start mumbling "NFO" and "sickdrjoebots" involuntarily?
Still, I'd like to hear the terms of submission, since I don't think Slipp's spelled them out for anybody.
"Oh ah don't wanna dance...dance with ya baby NOOO moahhh..."
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You just don't get it do you? The LOSER (i.e. you) does not get to call the terms of peace; the winner does. Do you think what was left of the Nazi regime made peace ultimatums to Roosevelt or Stalin? Of course not, you fuckin dumbass.
"No time for the old in and out Love, I've just come to read the meter".
Bruckman64
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I think it's the exact lack of historical precedent that's interested me in Slipp's terms of "submission". I'd like to see if they're reasonable and well-formulated as opposed to aimless ranting. I mean, consider the following scenario at the end of WW II:
Goering: Before we surrender, you must agree to the following terms. We continue to operate the concentration camps, continue to occupy Danzig, and keep as our possession all property belonging to former Jewish residents of the Reich.
Churchill [taking cigar from mouth]: You've got a pair of big brass ones there, mate!
But maybe Slipp will be different. I say hear him out. Can't do any harm.
metaldams1978
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Oh trust me SLIPP, you are the court jester. If you weren't, we wouldn't be holding a tournament for you celebrating your craziest moments. We also wouldn't feel the need to save and preserve SLIPP posts at the clubhouse as if they were classic silent films threatening to be lost forever, (thank you Nosehonk, our main preservationist).
About you being wanted here.........SLIPP, I really couldn't care less. You're not wanted here as a friend, and you can deny it until doomsday, but that is what you're after. It drives you crazy that there are fellow wrestling and Stooge fans on this board that find you to be an annoying, yet humorous little toad. You leave, I win because sanity prevails; you stay, I win because the hits keep coming. We already have over FORTY ideas for this tournament so far, all displaying your stupidity. Think about that, SLIPP..........you are so much of an idiot, people are holding a TOURNAMENT of your craziest, most pitiful moments. SLIPP, suicide is the only way out. Don't you know what it's really about? Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Jamison2
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I don't belong to the "NFO" or any other group and I rarely take part in
the carpet-bombing of Slipp. But how does one who has been vanquished
submit terms of submission (methinks terms of surrender is the more
appropriate phrase)? The conquered one takes what is given and says'
"Thank you, sir, for leaving me a loincloth and a bowl of rice."
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That's what I've been saying all this time Jamison, but since when has Slipp ever listened to common sense?
"No time for the old in and out Love, I've just come to read the meter".
Dewey Cheatum
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I'm also interested in hearing Slipp's "terms".
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Whoops- looks like I missed a Bruckman post. That's what I get for being the only poster here who actually goes to bed.
Responding to Bruckman's posts- part I- Brucky's first post that I hven't responded too:
Sir Clyde of Bruckman-
First off, what do you have against parenthases?
Acceptance? I keep saying it until I'm blue in the face- I don't WANT acceptance here. I used to want to be accepted among you shortly after DrJoe falsely convinced you of my undesireability, but that was then. This is now. I well know the futility of such a goal, and said goal even seems highly unappealing to me now. And I DO know that there would be continuous mocking of me if I left. It's been proven before. They won't let my memory die, so I keep returning to wreek havok until they do.
Gee, talk about you and sides. It's so evident in DrJoe's posts in this thread that he wants to keep you on his side it's unbelieveabe. Open your eyes, man! As for me wanting you on my side, It would be nice and I would welcome that event anytime, but desperate? Not really. (As if desperation was really a bad thing anyway)
A good judge of character are you? Well, my character is ujudgeable. I haven't been allowed to display my true character for over a year now! So don't even try to judge what's not even real.
Instances of my being self-serving? You're at least somewhat mistaken on all accounts.
1. "Your need to attract oters when you were getting slammed by SDJ a year ago" Everyone needs allies, so that was being self-serving in a GOOD way. Next...
2. "Your need to be entitled to preferential treatment" Are you saying that I wanted everyone to prefer me to everyone else? If I was Moe howard, I'd slap your face for that, saying "CAH-MOOOON!" This "instance" is the FARTHEST off the mark out of all of them. Next...
3. "You're self-pity [exhibited in your "suicide" posts and elsewhere]" Everybody has a certain degree of self-pity. That's natural. But, believe it or not, I did not have an overwheming degree of it. My "woe is me" posts, as they have been so nastily referred to, were not lies, but they were posted to guilt my attackers into stopping the attacks and even guilt a few people to taking my side aganist DrJoe. It wasn't wrong of me, because I really SHOULD have been pittied. People should've ALREADY been helping me tar and feather DrJoe. He kept tearing me down and the most anyone did about it was shake their fingers at him (and hardly ever at that). So this is JUSTIFIABLE self-serving- AKA self serving in a GOOD way. It's too bad these are the only instances you could think of, because I explaining why every instance you could come up with wasn't as bad as you think.
Untrustworthy? Numerous lies? Identities? I had GOOD REASONS for posting lies and having my only false identities, Bunionhead and Superstooge. I could go into detail about the whys of "in a good way" and "good reasons" as I mentioned in paragraphs above, but you probably wouldn't believe me anyway, and the NFO would just falsely call them "more Slipp things to laugh about" out of fear of admitting that I've always been right- like it is now and has been all this time. I don't need that. I never needed that.
So why did you lie to me those 2 times? I would especially like to know what you got out of lying about telling the Benjamins about my old Moe site (I notice you didn't mention the fact that you said that you also told Sony/Tri-star. Was that a lie too?)
I can imagine the rewards you got for ratting me out for the invasion at Shady's site. They probably did everything but kill the fatted calf for you.
Uhhh... I wasn't "putting blame on Angillus"- I was FLAT OUT TELLING YOU it was him and you can even SEE FOR YOURSELF that HIS name is on that post- not mine.
I never said I mow lawns. I said I was the assistant manager at a lawn care service. Lawn care means our workers also RAKE LEAVES. But if you lived in Michigan, you would see that we don't have any leaves yet. The winter season is our downtime, but that's why we all have resumes in various places.
A sign of growth of maturation? Like I said about the other thing in a paragraph above, I haven't been ALLOWED to show any growth or maturation. But hey- I do love lots of old films- mainly horror, and of course, sci-fi, comedy. I have a HUGE collection of horror and sci-fi films. Vincent Price, Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee, Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi and Lon Chaney Jr have always been personnal favorite actors of mine. I like Sigourney Weaver for her Alien and Ghostbusters movies, I like Kurt Russel for "Escape From New York", "John Carpenter's The Thing" "Tango and Cash" etc., I like Stallone in the Rocky movies (not too crazy about Rambo), Bruce Lee, Van Damne, Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris, The original cast Star Trek films, the cast of the first 3 "Star Wars" films to come out, the cast of the first 5 "Police Academy" movies- I could go on and on.
Literature? I like poetry and short story fiction. Novels get boring for me. I'd rather see the movies of them. I do like "Of Mice and Men" despite all the swearing, and I love anything by the great Edgar Allen Poe.
What's this about a sense of identity? I'm sure of who and what I am- here AND in the real world. I don't need a message board full of people to tell me who or what they think I am. The way I'm recognized here is not appealing to me in the least. I regularly go to the same buildings full of the same people who know who AND what I am and recognize me in a POSITIVE way. I don't NEED any of you to recognize me at ALL.
If you don't want to even TRY to believe that I was being straight up with you in this post, which wuld be nothing new for you, than maybe I should give up on you. Maybe you aren't worth it. PLEASE prove me wrong.
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Yes, roommate- one who never had any desire to be online.
I'll give the terms when the most stubborn people (DrJoe, Jim, Metal [anyone else]) agree to hear them out AND TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY- PROMISING HERE, ONLINE, AT 24*7, THAT THEY WILL TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY!
Jimbo- who said the war was even over? It's YOU that just doesn't get it. I can't be the loser if the war is still going on. When it's really all over with, THEN we can give loser/winner labels. What I'm trying to do is make the NFO some deals, that, if accepted and acted on, will cause me to happily drop my side of this war once and for all, you s**t-eating buttfungus.
Responding to Bruckman's posts, part III:
Nice WW2 scenario. If only! anyway, thanks to agreeing to hear them out. I hope you will take them as seriously as you sound like you will.
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Oh, trust me Metal- this whole new MST thing is a charade- a new brilliant scheme to cover up your true feelings about me. Another brilliant idea of the NFO's that serves that purpose is the saving and preserving of my old posts at the clubhouse and periodically sting them here to remind me that you have them. You're all a buncha cover-up artists! All o'ya!
Keep on thinking at I'm trying to gain friendships here if it makes you happy, but as I just told Bruckman, I realize the futility of it. The rest of your post is just more cover-up artist material. Finally, there are hundreds of people who would be in shock and grieve deeply if I did off myself, so no dice.
Jamison should be all straightened out now.
Jim- "common sense" in a post of YOURS! How AMAZING- you can SPELL IT!!! Now let's see if you can show that you HAVE it.
And Dewey makes 2, I think.
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If you don't want to even TRY to believe that I was being straight up with you in this post, which wuld be nothing new for you, than maybe I should give up on you. Maybe you aren't worth it. PLEASE prove me wrong.
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I'm afraid none of us are 'worth it', Slipp. Please give up on us ASAP.
Thanks for the extra gold by the way. "My dream is to be a writer and I'll NEVER give up" turns into "my essay was top-notch- you're all just jealous of my writing ability" which now shapeshifts into "...literature? Novels get boring for me. I'd rather see the movies of them. I do like "Of Mice and Men" despite all the swearing....."
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I haven't been ALLOWED to show any growth or maturation. But hey- I do love lots of old films- I like Stallone in the Rocky movies, Bruce Lee, Van Damne, Jackie Chan, Chuck Norris, The original cast Star Trek films, the cast of the first 3 "Star Wars" films to come out, the cast of the first 5 "Police Academy" movies- I could go on and on.
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Pkease don't and just say you did, and we'll all be a lot better off.
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I was talking to Bruckman, DrJerk, not you. Your whole post was just self-righeous, smarta$$ material. Get a REAL life.
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SLIPP, throw your peace agreements at us. Let's see what you got. I will take it seriously if it is worth it. I doubt it will be and will probably be nothing but a good laugh, but prove me wrong.
SLIPP, I have serious questions for you. How do you think anybody but you is responsible for your actions over the past year and a half? We all may act a certain way, but you chose an immature and idiotic way to react to it all. You need to realize that everybody is responsible for their own actions in life. I'm telling you SLIPP, whether you want to believe it or not, a sane person in your position would've stopped coming here long time ago. That is the ONLY proper way to react to being on a message board where everybody dislikes you. If we talk about you after you leave, why should you care? Why does it mean so much to you? Your only possible reaction sticking around is anger, and angry people say stupid things. You've proven this time and time again. Besides, there have been periods of a few weeks where you are gone and you don't come up in conversation that often anyway. Just a few times. Why can't you just not care what a bunch of people you are never going to meet say about you and move on with your life? Why must you be so oversensitive? Besides, don't you know time, (lots of it), will stop the insults completely if you GO AWAY. Instead, you set yourself up to be our court jester. I'd love to hear your responses to these valid questions. I enjoy hearing your version of "reason."
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Douggy makes 3- I think.
Why did any of you ever want to bring up who's responsible for who's actions? That's the stupidest topic of discussion I ever heard of or been involved in. Here are things that could cause one to not be responsible for one's actions:
1. Hypoglycemia at its worst
2. Anger clouding the mind
3. Combination of #s 1&2
4. Nervous breakdown
I've had all these, at least at one time or another on these boards- and some more than others. So THINGS, not JUST people, can be responsible for one's actions. Furthermore, PEOPLE can CAUSE these THINGS to be responsible for one's actions. My "way(s)" to choose to react to things are only given those labels by NFO members who are not deep thinkers (all of them).
You may be right about th insults going away in time, but there's no time like the present. I DID try to leave for good before, but you guys don't let me. I try to leave in a way that would shock you (death article) but no, you HAD to e-mail me, telling me the plan bombed and provoking me to come back. I try to leave quietly, I STILL get provoking e-mails.
Questions answered satisfactorily enough?
metaldams1978
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Info I found on the net:
"A person with hypoglycemia may feel weak, drowsy, confused, hungry, and dizzy. Paleness, headache, irritability, trembling, sweating, rapid heart beat, and a cold, clammy feeling are also signs of low blood sugar."
"1. Hypoglycemia at its worst"
OK, so it shows confusion. However, you showed sides of lunacy in your confusion and your problems extend far beyond your blood sugar level. Until you can admit this to yourself, you will never change and always lead the pitiful life you are currently leading.
"2. Anger clouding the mind"
Then you should've not said a thing. You are responsible for your actions because YOU CHOSE to respond to us in an angry state of mind. Nobody said you had to respond right away, or at all. Like I said, angry people say stupid things and you're obviously still angry......and still saying stupid things. Your whole SLIPP Syndicate fiasco is a great example. You will never publically admit it's all you, but deep inside you know it is. Demanding conditions when you're obviously on the losing side is another example.
"4. Nervous Breakdown"
If an Internet message board gives you a nervous breakdown, you need to go to a shrink and get the hell off the boards.
"You may be right about th insults going away in time, but there's no time like the present."
Tough sh it, SLIPP. As long as you're here, you will be insulted. Until you walk away and learn to have a lot of patience, this will continue to be the case. You're the one who is unanimously exiled from the group as a friend, so you will just have to accept the fact that we will not stop in the present. We make the conditions and you will have to learn to compromise.
"I DID try to leave for good before, but you guys don't let me."
Again, not taking responsibility for your own actions. Nobody forced you to comeback but YOU. You can choose to ignore us, knowing time will stop the insults, (LOTS of it in your case). That would be the smart thing to do, but then again, you've never been known to do the smart thing.
"I try to leave in a way that would shock you (death article) but no, you HAD to e-mail me, telling me the plan bombed and provoking me to come back."
You're not entitled to a grand exit. Besides, faking ones own death is sick. Nothing justifies that action. NOTHING.
SLIPP, I'm done reasoning with you. Fuc k you, kiss my ass, and please continue accepting the gifts you allow me to give you.....ulcers.
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I never aw that lunacy had sides. You probably meant signs. Every hypoglycemic has their own symptoms. Lunacy isn't a symptom but appearing like you have it MIGHT be. Also, it's a well known fact that not every source lists all the same symptoms for everything.
Whether you want to believe or admit it or not, I'm basically a normal guy- like millions of other people all around the USA.
As for your #2, I didn't RECOGNIZE that anger was clouding my mind until it was too late. But of course, you and the other NFO morons just HAD to capitolize on it, didn't you? You known DARN well you all deserved my anger (some of you more than others) so drop your "Duuhhh, we didn't do nuthin'!" attitudes. And no, I'm not angry now OR saying stupid things (you cover-up artist you!). You will never publically admit that the Syndicate COULD be 3 real, separate people, but I envision it as a really big debate over at the clubhouse. And after all I said, you STILL don't understand my reasoning for peace terms. You said you were going to take them seriously, maybe in this same thread, but now you're changing your tune. Who's lyin' now?
Your #4 gets me laughing (besides the fact that you don't have a #3). Did I actually say I had a nervous breakdown from ANY message board? Maybe ISLIPPed up. I thought I only said that it COULD BE a cause of whatever I was talking about at that time. You'd better have another look at it, because I'm sure I didn't say I had a nervous breakdown from any board.
There IS no time like the present and until you comply in EXACTLY that way, I'll be here to aggrivate you and everyone else- even if it means that you just leave the board in frustration. Ain't I nice?
Slipp says: "I DID try to leave for good before, but you guys didn't let me."
Metal mutters: "Again, not taking responsibility for your own actions."
ARE YOU ON CRACK? How is that not taking resposibility for my own actions? It was YOUR stupidactions that kept me here. YOU better start taking responsibility for THOSE actions. You don't LET me ignore you and you know it, you buttlicker.
You don't have say as to what ANYONE is or isn't entitled to. Get over yourself, before sombody jabs a pin into that overinflated thing between your shoulders that you call a head. Faking my own death is sick? Your opinion. It's all in HOW you fake it, my boy. The article didn't say I was a gory mess, did it? It was a clean stomach shot.
And now you add a new, soon to be classic, NFO cover-up line- "I'm through reasoning with you." Oh boy, I hope so! This post of yours proves that you can't even keep it together anymore.
But you know what, NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL. I tried to reasn with you too- MONTHS AGO, when I was still trying to keep you in my corner (a great, fun place to be). Actually, what you feel is but a SMALL SAMPLE of you made ME feel. You slapped me right in the face. I didn't matter to your cold heart of stone that I felt like I was losing a friend. It didn't matter to you that DrJoe was winning more than ever and I was getting unjustly dumped on more than ever. YOU an YOUR PALS brought all the aggrivation caused by me on yourselves and you will continue to do so unless you hear out and comply with my peace terms.
Ulcers? You wish. My blood pressure checked out normal very recently. That's a sign AGAINST ulcers- or stress anyway.
"Stupid is as stupid does". Your stupid does very well.
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This isn't funny or entertaining anymore. You used to be a mosquito to swat at but now you're the fuckin' West Nile mosquito, with a sideline in Lyme's Disease, and your New Tactic - "winning the argument by never shutting up or going away or conceding reality in any form" - makes my inability to throw a fuckin' desk at you extremely aggravating. Hell, you're not even worth a cut-n-paste any longer...what's the point of proving you're an idiot? Not only is this no longer news, but you're not even remotely on the same plane of Reality as the rest of us any more: you've been in EricWorld for a solid month now. It doesn't matter what you've confessed to, or how publicly you were outed, you're just going to deny everything you ever said or did LA LA LA LEE LOO LOO LA LO LA LA I CAN'T HEEEEEEAR YOU! You're an eyelash from being 30 years old, and you're regressing into infancy as hard as you can every hour of every day. At this rate, I figure your next I'm-not-Slipp identity will be The Cardboard Box.
Speaking personally, I'd take great comfort from the verified news of your death, and I know I speak for Kane, Steve, and probably a few others who don't feel comfortable admitting to it in public. I wouldn't even waste the energy to mouth those "poor guy, if only he could've gotten help" bromides that people desperately trying to look all concerned offer up. F uck, there are far too many like you depleting the oxygen as it is! If you and another ten thousand just like you woke up dead tomorrow, not that many people would feel bad about it, Slipp. You're totally unproductive, you're never going to do anything but eat, sh it and die, the high-frequency pitch of your incessant sobbing is an utterly needless irritant in this life and your entire lifeis a monument, not to bad taste (which can be fun).... but no taste whatsoever.
There is an upside here, however: since you're never going to f uck anyone, you're never going to breed even more oversugared dufuses like yourself. Brrrr, that's a scary thought: a whole inbred clan of Slipps sitting in a pitch-black circle around the Trinitron's holy glow, surrounded by moldy Mama Celeste pizza crusts, huffing glue out of paper bags as the credits roll for MISSING IN ACTION III. However, your genetic code coughing up blood and expiring is not sufficient reason why the living should endure you any further in the present. If that wino did fatally shoot you in the stomach? I'd laugh like hell and sleep like a baby, and never think of you again without incurring an involuntary giggling fit.
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Amusing as it is having a proven moron call me one (once again with the "I know you are but what am I?" bit), it becomes stale quickly. I chuckled for a second at your spelling crack, seeing as no one has made more spelling errors than you. It takes a true dumbass in the purest sense to not know just how stupid he is. Don't believe your own hype, mon petit salaud.
I ask that those of you who are trying to reason with Eric please stop; as it has been learned time and again the effort is futile.
Yes, I would wear a shiteating grin if I had concrete proof of your death; it would make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
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I know what you mean. Every time I see the homicidal hobo thread I get all teary eyed cause I know it's NOT real.
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Well, I think DrJoe just beat his record for the longest, most boring dreck in a post EVER. Let's give him a hand- and whack him upside the head with it.
An' ol' Jim-Bob, he done gone an' called me a stupid dumba$$! Tarnation, boy, when are you boys gonna stop tryin' ta snooker me inta thinkin' thet ya don't take me seiously? Oh, lord have mercy- they don't take me seriously! HA! Y'know boy, Ah believe you been out smellin' them cow pies again. One trip out to th'woodshed will do ya a WORLD o'good! Why, ah'll wap you up in chicken wahr and rub yer face in the hog slop!
Of COURSE you want me dead. My plan to be a pest is working that perfectly. The next step, if you all choose to go on, is to make you want to hut me down and do the deed yourself! Then I can either pick you off personally or call the cops and charge you with attempted murder! And don't bother cutting thephone line before you enter my humble abode, because I have a celular phone too.
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Classic Paranoid Schizophrenia.And there SLIPP was: reigning supreme at number two.
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Actually, I'd be perfectly happy just throwing that desk at you, Slipp.
But my real dream is to watch you being killed by someone else. Maybe a couple of local Pinconning stoners who are out of their gourds on dust, who decide to take you to a filthy wooden shed and skin you alive with sharpened apple peelers, just to see what killing the village idiot might feel like. And I'd be quietly looking in through the window, say, just digging it as the expression on your pasty-white face moves from fear to terror to agony and back. At some point before you breathe your last, I'll catch your eye, but after that sudden rush you'll experience, of humble gratitude to God for arranging your rescue, I'll hold up a Bible, shake my head no, and begin tearing the pages out of it while the light of hope collapses and dies in your eyes. Although sometimes in this dream, I REPLACE the Bible business with seeing the numb horror in your face as I laboriously put on the gore-clotted full-head pig mask Michael Palin wears in BRAZIL, and continue watching your violent death.
See, in THAT scenario, there's no jail time for me whatsoever since I technically don't kill you: I only watch you get peeled like a shrimp, and any lawyer can cook up a walk for me on that basis. Hell, I might even get a tv-movie deal out of it!
"I couldn't even TALK to the demon!...I couldn't even OPEN MY MOUTH!!!"
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Yeah, your "plan" to be a complete idiot is working perfectly.
If a "trip to the woodshed" would do me good, I'd like to see you try to take me there, you @#%$.
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<<And don't bother cutting thephone line before you enter my humble abode, because I have a celular phone too.>>
You know, most of us learned to spell in Kindergarden, and I guess some people like you, are still struggling. Once again I must point out your spelling mistake. It's CELLULAR! Not celular.
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Jim- I wouldn't take you there- I'd drag you there by fish hooks through your eyelids, you double-@#%$.
Sweets- Ribbing isn't your style. Find another niche. I remember saying once before that I don't have spell check and I can't use the ezboard's either. Let's see how good YOU post without any kind of spell check, Miss Valedictorian.
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And what kind of a fuckin' bald faced lie is that?
Every computer on Earth comes with spell-check. EVERY ONE!
You're too fuckin' stupid to know how to use it - THAT'S the answer here.
This is months you keep repeating that same lie. It's like saying "where I live, the Skipper from GILLIGAN'S ISLAND is on the dollar bill, not Washington."
" I don't have spell-check..." Give me a break!
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Slipp, I'll just make a few observations re yr reponse to me from yest.:
If it's not acceptance you want, what is it you want?
Your statement "my character is unjudgeable". What does that mean? Above judgment, or inscrutable, or what? I'm sorry, dude, you lost me there. You're not above judgment and you're definitely not inscrutable--your knee-jerk sensitivity belies any adumbration of the latter. You're not a complex person.
Wy should any of us have decided to "tar and feather" SDJ? As I recall, there were people who spoke out against him for being too harsh with you. I'll admit SDJ definitely knows how to push your buttons and derives amusement from it, but if that's the case, it's YOUR prerogative whether to allow him to do so. I recall you saying something to the effect that you never let anything go; you always had to hit back if anyone hit you [I can't remember the exact quote but it was to that effect and anyway your actions for the last year speak for themselves]. And of course there's your confession "I don't know how to fight and not sound stupid". If that's so, then why do you continue? I could understand it at a Stooge board, where you might have some lingering sense of entitlement, but here?
What Metal said in one of his posts made me think of something: so here's a hypothesis. What really upsets you is that, superficially, there are people here with whom you share superficial interests [wrestling, Stooges] and it annoys you that they won't accept you. "If they like the same things I do then they ought to be exactly like me." This is a far too simplistic view. Just because someone shares a common interest with you is no guarantor of friendship or acceptance. Belief that it ought to be is what's frustrating you. You'll probably turn round and say "You're wrong" without any attempt at a convincing rebuttal [you never took debating in high school, didja, Slipp?] so I won't elaborate my theory further.
In yr view, anything is justifiable. I can recall plenty of Bible verses on that topic, but will forebear. If you think lying, misleading [veiled threats of death/suicide] and deceit are justifiable, you're more deluded than I thought.
As far as "nervous breakdown", is that a clinical view or merely your opinion? Because if it's the former you shouldn't be here at all, and if it's the latter you definitely need help. Self-diagnosis [notwithstanding your assumption of psychiatric counseling as Superstooge] isn't going to make you better; it's only reinforcing your egocentric position as arbiter of your world; i.e. it's not your mindset that's wrong, it's everyone else's. Classic egocentricism and narcissism. [Yeah, I took Psych 101, so what?]
About yr selection of films: these are not examples of great cinema but slickly-made commercial product. Tell me of some films by Ophuls, Resnais, Godard, Fellini, Rossellini, Wild Bill Wellman, et al, which you've seen. The remarks about novels I'll just take a miss on.
BTW I use brackets instead of parentheses because I developed the habit when my wrist was broken last winter. You don't have to hit the shift key for brackets, a difficulty when you're typing with one hand and you're nothing but a self-taught typist anyhow. Slipp, you must be the only person here who's accused me of near-illiteracy because of an idiosyncrasy in punctuation. [Maybe Shady would, but he hasn't commented].
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Like I said, SLIPP.
At one point, and you gotta go WAY back for this, you had just as many allies as sdj did, if not MORE.
Don't you find it the least bit odd that not only have each and every one of the allies you had left your side, but they've joined sick's?
It's cuz we're all crazy, Right?. No we're scriptural....Y-You're the one who's crazy.
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"It's cuz we're all crazy, Right?. No we're scriptural....Y-You're the one who's crazy."
You tell him, Honk!
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DrJoe- why would a struggling writer lie about spell check? Huh? Hmm? Huh? The only spell check I get is for e-mail and I forget to use that sometimes.
I'll give you a break. I'll break your will. I'll break your sanity. I'll break everything you hold so dear about your online escapades- sooner or later.
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why would a struggling writer lie about spell check? Huh? Hmm? Huh?
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How is it possible that a struggling writer doesn't have a word processor made in the 1990s?
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"I'll give you a break. I'll break your will. I'll break your sanity. I'll break everything you hold so dear about your online escapades- sooner or later."
All because we don't want to be friends with you. All because your self image is so low that you care SO MUCH what other people say about you, (the fact that you feel the need to say how great you are and how handsome you are so much lately is another sign of low self esteem). Your need for revenge is sickening. SLIPP, you are an as shole and have no worth as a human being at all. NONE. The only problem is, SLIPP, you don't have the power to do any of those things. You cannot make me break my will or sanity, (something you have obviously lost judging by the extreme amounts of anger you are showing). I will not allow it to happen and neither will anybody else. I am in control of my emotions, unlike you.
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Bruckman-
What I want is in my peace terms. If EVERYBODY doesn't agree to hear them and take them seriously, you won't get to know what they are. And yes, I am a very complex person. The evidence is in the fact that everybody here- even YOU, has me figured all wrong.
Don't ask why you all shouldn't have tarred and feathered "SDJ". I can't believe you ARE asking. He made a TOTAL victim out of me. THAT'S why. I can't help being the ecxiteable type that I am. I can't help having bad reactions to my buttons being pushed. I found it very unfair that I was brand new to posting ANYWHERE and nobody understood that I didn't know forum ettiquette and so they used it against me. How was I supposed to react? How I reacted doesn't make me EVIL or anything. No, I never said I never let anything go. In time, I always do- in most cases. I also never quite said that I always had to hit back if someone hit me. You should see me at theoter place I post at. Someone called me an idiot and I laughed it off, saying, "Idiot? I thought everybody knew I was!" Why do I continue to fight? Because I have a whole new approach to it.
Please uderstand, similar interests or not, I am NOT annoyed that I'm not accepted here. I have already accepted the fact that I WON'T be accepted here, months ago.
In my view, NOT everything is justifiable. Drug-dealing and murder aren't justifiable, for instance.
The nervous breakdowns I had that really mattered, happened OFFline. It's both a clinical view and my opinion. In this case, everyone's mindset when it comes to ME is wrong and always has been since at least a year ago.
Maybe our opinions differ on "great cinema". Don't you like horror at all? Do all those directors specialize in dramas? I'll tell you what- I did enjoy "To Kill a Mockingbird" and "In Cold Blood". How's that?
How have I accused you of illiteracy? I haven't that I know of. All I said (half-way in jest) was, "What do you have against parenthases?"
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Nose, I may have had just as many allies, but they didn't do much to help thwart DrJoe at all. Admit it.
Yes, it's odd and yes, you're crazy.
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Nose- I have that word processor- on my separate computer.
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Metal- don't be stupid. NOTHING is all because you don't want to be friends with me and NOTHING is all because of ANYONE'S self image. Mine is just right, no thanks to you. My saying how great and handsome I am lately are statements IN JEST.
I'm not showing extreme anger. Only in your mind. I'm more in control of my emotions than you WISH I was, you s**teater.
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Nose, I may have had just as many allies, but they didn't do much to help thwart DrJoe at all. Admit it.
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Maybe it's because we weren't given much to work with. What with sick being right and you being a delusional looney and all.
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Nose-
What COULD I have given you to work with? DrJoe was NEVER right and you never SAW a REAL delusional looney, obviously. BTW- thanks for finally admitting it.
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So Slipp, you're saying I ought to dislike SDJ because you're a victim, hence deserving of sympathy and SDJ deserving of calumny? If you were a victim of flood or hurricane, OK, I might sympathize, send you a care package, whatever. Slipp, you're a victim of your own inabilities and lack of foresight. That you dismiss this because you didn't undertand forum "etiquette" isn't a clear defense. You were established at C3 when I was a newbie, and before C3 I'd contributed exactly 2 posts to 2 separate forums IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. So I was a lot greener than you; it's just my expectations were different. From the start, you've overestimated the bond built between people in cyberspace; it isn't the same as bonding with people face-to-face. I understood it to the extent that I always draw parameters in any kind of social contact, the internet was terra incognita to me at that time, but I definitely never expected it to be similar to real life. How can it be? Yet in time it's taken on aspects of real friendship, because I exchange info and movies with other people, a development I never foresaw or expected. Yes Slipp, you too might have been included in the furious round of videotapes we exchange on a regular basis if not for your pariah status. As it is, that's one thing you've definitely lost out.
I reiterate: you're not a complex person. Having a few things to sort out does not make you complex. I wish you luck sorting them out, but if this place is only adding to them, you're better off leaving regardless of whether anyone talks about you when you're gone.
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No, no, no, we TRIED to help. We may have failed to, because you're beyond help and have been for a long time.
What were we supposed to do? Watch you pretend to commit suicide and say "Hey, that SLIPP sure is smart!"
There's a SERIOUS ethical problem with a lot of what you did at the Other Place.
And as much as you loved using all of your allies like sheilds while you continued yuor dessent into madness, we're NOT puppets, SLIPP. Hell, you're fuckin' LUCKY we stuck around as long as we did.
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which are so look, ma, no mind! self-parodic it's hard to believe it wasn't written on purpose don't set off alarm bells, nothing will. And make no mistake, you've written HUNDREDS of sentences every bit as off-your-meds as that one. I mean, look at it again! You double back on your own premise in the SAME SENTENCE!
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It's so evident in DrJoe's posts in this thread that he wants to keep you on his side it's unbelieveabe. Open your eyes, man! As for me wanting you on my side, It would be nice and I would welcome that event anytime, but desperate? Not really. (As if desperation was really a bad thing anyway)
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SICKDRJOE is desperate!! Me? I'm not desperate! But if I was, so what? Desperation is only desperate when I'm accusing someone else. It's not that desperate when it's MY desperation. (There will be a quiz following this graf that will account for 40% of your final grade.)
Complex? YOU? Only in the sense that your condition is completely incurable, and no attempts should be made to assist you.
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Bruckman-
CHEW OUT DrJoe because he made me his victim. I didn't say dislike the guy. But since he didn't budge even when he DID get fingers shaken at him, why DID h stay so likeable? Bullies are not to be liked.
When you were a newbie at C3, I wasn't THAT established, in that way. Forum ettiquette was like nothing I had seen before and it was hard for me personnaly to get used to. The fact of the matter is, nobody wants to (but definiitely should) share the blame for my downfall. No one wants to TAKE RESPONSIBILITY for it. (see guys, I can throw those words right back at YOU!). So you're saying that I should've accepted things and took things just like you? Everybody's different in the way they accept and take things. Whatever "pariah status" is, you're probably wrong about it.
I reitterate- I AM a complex person. How can it not be OBVIOUS? Look around! Every good thing I say or do is said to be for bad or self-serving motives (ie Metal in one of these threads in the last few hours about the Beatles quote). That's why I so rarely do and say good things here. Either they are just being mean (no surprise if that's the case) or they're blind. There are so many wrong concepts about me floating around, I lost count. Even in YOUR posts.
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For once, SLIPP, you're right.
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I'm suffering from a bad case of insomnia tonight. Thank God this forum is active. It makes my condition bearable. I will probably fall asleep tomorrow in biology class, but then again, the girl who sits across from me has a mighty fine looking chest and is not afraid to show some cleavage, so that may keep me awake.
OK, enough of my sleep deprived ramblings and back to the matter at hand here.
"Metal- don't be stupid."
OK
"NOTHING is all because you don't want to be friends with me and NOTHING is all because of ANYONE'S self image."
Then what IS it all about, SLIPP? You don't explain yourself because you have no valid case to explain.
"Mine," (self image), "is just right, no thanks to you."
If your self image is just right, then WHY do you take what we say about you so seriously? If you truly had a positive self image, you would ignore everything we say and have walked away a long time ago. You would truly feel deep down inside everything we said about you is false and your own opinion of yourself would be good enough for you. You wouldn't care what a group of people you never are going to meet would say or think about you. You wouldn't go through all the effort to get revenge because it wouldn't be an important enough issue. You do have a low self esteem SLIPP, and it's very obvious to everyone who encounters you on these boards, as I'm sure it is to people in other aspects of your life as well.
"I'm not showing extreme anger. Only in your mind. I'm more in control of my emotions than you WISH I was, you s**teater."
SDJ already brought up the point of you contradicting what you said in the same sentence.
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Nose-
You failed to help because you were ill-eqeuipped and prejudiced. No other reasons.
Don't talk about the suicide thing here. I'm talking about MONTHS before that. Besides, don't forget that I didn't INTEND to fake suicide. I just went along with those who thought I wasn't faking.
Using my allies as SHIELDS? I did NO such thing. Puppets? I didn't use you for that either. Now YOUR being delusional.
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DrJerk- I wasn't angry when I called you a s**teater. I just know what you are. Whatta WEAK attempt to attack me.
DrJerk, bottom line is this- you showed LOTS more desperation than I ever have. LOTS. But how did I double back on my own premise in the de
