sickdrjoe
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(7/9/02 0:47)
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Since everybody up to & including Lothar & The Hand People has been tribute-albumed by now...why not an all-star salute to everybody's favorite raving schizo lunatic? After all, what man hasn't dreamed of snuffing a just-buggered kid to the soft, sensual strains of LOVE TO LOVE YOU, BABY? Or stalking a playground
with BONELESS CHRISTIAN rattling the Walkman &
pumping crazy fuel into his skull? It's cool! It's hot! It's I HATE YOU, PLEASE LOVE ME....the Slipp tribute cd, on sale at Kresge's & Walmarts NOW!
(All proceeds & royalties donated to the Victims Of Slipp Foundation.)
You'll thrill again to such slammin' hits as
Jesus Hitler:CARNIVORE
On Top Of The World: THE CARPENTERS
Necropedophile:CANNIBAL CORPSE
I'm Not In Love:10CC
Boneless Christian:THE COVEN
Ben:MICHAEL JACKSON
Jesus Christ Sodomized:MARDUK
Seasons In The Sun:TERRY JACKS
Kill the Christian: DEICIDE
Dancin' Queen:ABBA
Angel Rectums Do Bleed:IMPALED NAZARENE
Silly Love Songs:WINGS
Goddess of Sodomy: DARK FUNERAL
You Make Loving Fun:FLEETWOOD MAC
Christcrusher:THY SERPENT
Love To Love You Baby: DONNA SUMMER
But wait - there's more!! Order before midnight tomorrow and get this natural imitation-leather Ball Gag & Harness! Absolutely free, when you order I HATE YOU, PLEASE LOVE ME with your major credit card. Perfect for when you're listening to your favorite music with that special someone, but you can't afford to have someone hear him cry out!
Edited by: sickdrjoe at: 7/9/02 1:12:51 pm
Nosehonk
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(7/9/02 8:57)
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I've heard there's a hidden Jonathan Bell Dance Remix track on the album, too.
T-T-T-T-TerTerTerTerMINATOR TWO!!!!
NOT ONE!!! NOT ONE!!! NOT NOT NOT ONE!!!
Dressed to kill..... I MEAN WAKE UP!!!
Sir Simon Milligan...Master of funk...AND EVIL.
metaldams1978
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(7/9/02 9:34)
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Into The Coven - Mercyful Fate
Teacher's Pet - Venom *
The Number Of The Beast - Iron Maiden
Cake And Sodomy: Marilyn Manson
Rape Me: Nirvana
Macho Man: The Village People
Meat Hook Sodomy: Cannibal Corpse
The Scoody Doo Theme Song
The Antichrist - Slayer
Kung Fu Fighting - Don't know who does it and don't care
* I dare anybody to come up with a better song than this
Mr weatherbee
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(7/9/02 10:04)
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KTEL PRESENTS; every piece of @#%$ 70's,80's,&90's music, you've ever heard INCLUDING
1."Yummy, Yummy, Yummy...I got Love in my Tummy:"
2. "It's Raining Men"
3."Muscrat Love"
4."Love is Blue"
5. "The Men In My Little Girls Life"
6."Y.M.C.A."
7. "Color Me Barbara"
and many, many more.......................
The sad part, I'm sure Slippo has EVERY ONE OF THESE in his record collection
sickdrjoe
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(7/9/02 10:24)
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I've heard there's a hidden Jonathan Bell Dance Remix track on the album, too.
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Not a bad idea...actually, there already IS a Tilton dance-remix track..."The Apple of God's Eye"!
"JEE-zus makes nothin outa somethin! T-t-t-te-ten thousand dollars....TILTON'S HOUSE SEIZED IN DRUG RAID....yeah, I'm makin' payments on the house and I'm makin payments on the boat!...h-h-ha-ha-HALLELUJAH!!"
"We've been on the air a little over two months; and did you know not one person has written in to help us? NOT - ONE!!!"
Edited by: sickdrjoe at: 7/9/02 10:24:39 am
Jamison2
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(7/9/02 17:02)
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You mean there's really a band called Impaled Nazarene or is that an SDJ ringer?
sickdrjoe
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(7/9/02 17:06)
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Every band & song title 100% authentic. (Unfortunately for Western Civilization...and I'm talkin' 'bout on account of Terry Jacks alone!)
"We've been on the air a little over two months; and did you know not one person has written in to help us? NOT - ONE!!!"
shempisnumberone
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(7/9/02 17:38)
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I cannot think of many male singers with less testosterone than Terry Jacks. If the Beach Boys hadn't passed on that song it probably would have been better.
"They misunderestimated me."- President Dubya
Jamison2
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(7/9/02 17:48)
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Oh, I dunno. What about Christopher Cross and Gilbert O'Sullivan?
sickdrjoe
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(7/9/02 18:58)
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Let's just hope they're both wearing condoms these days, bless Gawd.
"We've been on the air a little over two months; and did you know not one person has written in to help us? NOT - ONE!!!"
shempisnumberone
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(7/9/02 19:07)
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Yeah, they rank right up there with Jacks on the male cu nt-o-meter. I'm sure Eric likes them as well, if he knows who they are.
"They misunderestimated me."- President Dubya
Nosehonk
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(7/9/02 21:20)
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Let's not forget Nick Gilder...
Edited by: Nosehonk at: 7/9/02 9:21:35 pm
