Is it possible to insult Ed Wood? Have you seen Glen or Glenda?
Oh, yes... I've got several Wood films in my collection.
Actually (waxing philosophical here for a moment) it's
not possible to insult anyone who has that much self-confidence.
My favorite Ed Wood "special effect" is how the sets keep changing from day to night and back again, in "Plan 9." There's no reason for this whatsoever, except that the great
auteur shot on whatever sound stages were available at the moment, cheap.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to be arraigned in Federal Court in Denver, first thing in the morning. But don't worry, since—
"I'm a big boy now, I can take care of myself."
—Tor Johnson
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