I have some questions about food terms.
In the general sense, if chopsticks are for eating food, you’d think breadsticks would be for eating bread, wouldn’t you? But, more specific to the title of the thread, those food terms that refers to the object of almost every man’s desires, the vagina.
As a so-called repository of these terms, I have a recording I’d like to share with you, that being Rodney Carrington’s song, Camel Toe. In it he discloses no less than eight food related names, items or terms that give mental suggestions to the area of female anatomy in question, or the act that men and women engage in with regard to this anatomical feature. Here is the list:
Biscuit
Muffin
Cookie
Snapper (if it refers to a Red Snapper)
Big Taco
Bearded Clam
Sloppy Joe
Tuna Casserole
And let’s not forget the Latinos’ greatest food related term – Penuche (puh-NOO-chee). In its simplest food related terms, it means “a creamy, fudge-like candy made with brown sugar, butter, milk or cream and vanilla”. And since the Food Lover’s Companion states that “nuts” are sometimes added … well. It is REALLY hard for me, as a culinary critic, to use the term “Penuche” without a giggle from someone.
ANYWAY … I know that I own a copy of a George Carlin concert that lists almost EVERY reference to sex, male or female (in any way, shape or form) and its constituent parts, but I will leave it up to you happy Stooge sex freaks to fill in the gaps!
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