Have you got some kind of weird, alien eyes or something, Pils? Maybe step into a teleporter booth when you shouldn't have, and wound up with bug eyes? Or maybe you have strange, ichthyic relatives living in curiously decaying hamlets along the coast?
I couldn't help but notice that you are always wearing those big-ass shades in every picture of yourself that you've ever posted. It makes me wonder what hideous secret they conceal...
And a belated Happy Birthday to you!
Thanks, Rob. As to the shades, it's just that that's the only digitized picture of myself I've got. I always mean to have some more taken, but I never seem to get around to it.
"Your eyes are like taillights at night,
They're red, but they're not very bright..."
—Elsie Ames to Buster Keaton in "General Nuisance" (Columbia, 1941)
My fishy relatives in Innsmouth thank you, too.