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Get out the bug spray?
Giff me dat fill-em!:
Currently online
9 Spiders, 9 Guests, 3 Users
Bangsmith, Dunrobin, metaldams
Okay, next question ... now the currently online list doesn't include me. It only lists 3 users (including yourself) and omits me. I know I am logged on, because I"m posting and it lists my username as the poster. Have you been diddling with this part of the website, Dunrobin?
Dunrobin:
--- Quote from: Giff me dat fill-em! on March 29, 2006, 09:31:18 AM ---Currently online
9 Spiders, 9 Guests, 3 Users
Bangsmith, Dunrobin, metaldams
Okay, next question ... now the currently online list doesn't include me. It only lists 3 users (including yourself) and omits me. I know I am logged on, because I"m posting and it lists my username as the poster. Have you been diddling with this part of the website, Dunrobin?
--- End quote ---
I'm not sure. Maybe you're not really you. I mean, think about it: how do you know that you are really you? You could just be a figment of your own imagination.
:o
I checked your settings, because I thought you might be "hidden" (meaning only the Admins would see you listed as being online), but you've got the box checked in your profile to share your online status so that can't be it. And your "cookies" settings must be ok, or you wouldn't be able to stay logged in.
I have to fall back on my original hypothesis - you're just a figment of your imagination, and you don't really exist. Consequently you couldn't have written that last post, and therefore I'm not really responding to it and you're not really reading this.
Giff me dat fill-em!:
You know, it must be that I took Nytol and NoDoz at the same time last night ... I had a dream that I couldn't sleep. [faint]
Maybe I'm considered a "guest" now ... ? OR ... all I have to do is imagine myself back into existence.
[salame]
Giff me dat fill-em!:
Eureka! (you don't smell so good yerself)
I know the problem! I just noticed that while I am online and posting and all, the little icon above my avatar says that I am currently OFFLINE. (not online as it should)
Dunrobin:
--- Quote from: Giff me dat fill-em! on March 29, 2006, 12:59:12 PM ---Eureka! (you don't smell so good yerself)
I know the problem! I just noticed that while I am online and posting and all, the little icon above my avatar says that I am currently OFFLINE. (not online as it should)
--- End quote ---
See? I told you that you aren't really there! :D
(And don't go trying to pretend that you are real, 'cause we know better now!)
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