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"Look!... Great big, giant, green canaries!!!" - Billy Gilbert (MEN IN BLACK, 1934)

Three Stooges Audio Gallery :: Moe and Curly

Play Name File Type File Size
Play File It's Barely Possible Wave Sound 95.08 Kb
  "Didja hear that?" "Woo-wwo-woo - sounds like there's a bear down there. I'm gonna get a trap!" "What a minute. How can there be a bear down there?" "It's barely possible!"

From OILY TO BED, OILY TO RISE (1939)


Play File Get outta this bed! Wave Sound 24.75 Kb
  "Get outta this bed! Get outta this bed!"

From I CAN HARDLY WAIT (1943)


Play File Biggest Thing in Your Life Wave Sound 51.14 Kb
  "Hello!" "Hello, Moe? Ya better come right over. You're missing one of the biggest things in your life!"

From FALSE ALARMS (1936)


Play File Mutiny in the Boxcar Wave Sound 32.39 Kb
  "Oh, mutiny in the boxcar, eh?" "Get goin'!"

From MOVIE MANIACS (1936)


Play File Something's wrong with my head Wave Sound 45.14 Kb
  "Somethin's wrong with my head! Is there a bullet hole there?" "No bullet's goin' through that skull!"

 

Play File Somebody is Defacing our Character! Wave Sound 64.92 Kb
  "What's goin' on out here?" "Somebody is defacing our character!" "Oh yeah?" "Hmmm!" "Get over there, turnip head!"

From MATRI-PHONY (1942)


Play File Oh look! You bent the chisel! Wave Sound 42.69 Kb
  "Oh look! You bent the chisel!" "I'll straighten that!" "Nyuk, nyuk!" [KLONK]

From ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN (1941)


Play File Whadda expect to do what that? Wave Sound 30.79 Kb
  "Whadda expect to do what that?" "Paint the crack!"

From POP GOES THE EASEL (1935)


Play File Family Wave Sound 55.46 Kb
  "What was your family decomposed of?" "Well, I'll tell ya. I was one of a litter of five... and I was the one they kept!"

From NO CENSUS, NO FEELING (1940)


Play File Buffalo Bill Wave Sound 60.40 Kb
  "Wait, how are we gonna shoot golfs without guns?" "C'mon, Buffalo Bill!"

From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)


Play File Henry VIII Wave Sound 48.51 Kb
  "I'll moida ya for this!" "What happened?" "Get this 'Henry VIII' off my neck!!!"

From HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND DUMB (1938)


Play File Who had that last beer? Wave Sound 44.06 Kb
  "Who had that last beer?" "Not me - I had that one with all the foam!"

From SAVED BY THE BELLE (1939)


Play File Nice Manners Wave Sound 42.19 Kb
 

From SOCK-A-BYE BABY (1942)


Play File Medicine! Oh! Wave Sound 63.12 Kb
  "Medicine! Oh!" [swigs] "Ahh, I feel better already!" "What was wrong with you?" "Nuthin'!" [SLAP] "Oh!"

From DIZZY DOCTORS (1937)


Play File Didn't Do Nothin' Wave Sound 34.55 Kb
  "I didn't do nothin'!" "That's why I slugged ya; do something... get the water and wash that window right now!"

From ALL THE WORLD'S A STOOGE (1941)


Play File Pedestrian Wave Sound 48.38 Kb
  "Republican? Naw, I'm a Democrat!" "Not me!! I'm a pedestrian!"

From HALF SHOT SHOOTERS (1936)


Play File Pineapple Wave Sound 76.93 Kb
  "What've you got there?" "A pineapple, want one?" "Pineapple?? That's a hand grenade, get rid of it!!"

From SAVED BY THE BELLE (1939)


Play File Forgot to allow for shrinkage Wave Sound 62.39 Kb
  "Nyahah! Hey Moe, look!" "How about that? We forgot to allow for shrinkage!"

From ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN (1941)


Play File Strike Wave Sound 54.87 Kb
  "Whaddya up to now?" "I've got a perfect score!" "No ya haven't, ya need another strike!" (SLAP)

From ACHE IN EVERY STAKE, AN (1941)


Play File Whadda you eatin'? Wave Sound 32.00 Kb
  Hey, whadda you eatin'?" [crack] "A weenie, but it's kinda tough!

From HOW HIGH IS UP? (1940)


Play File Three Little Beers - Dry Cleaning MP3 Format Sound 56.00 Kb
  The Stooges are asked if they're members of the press. Curly makes a wise crack and gets it from Moe.

From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)


Play File Three Little Beers - Haircut MP3 Format Sound 47.00 Kb
  "Sold to the man with the spittoon haircut!"

From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)


Play File Three Little Beers - Crack Head Open MP3 Format Sound 44.00 Kb
  Closing lines from THREE LITTLE BEERS

From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)


Play File Three Little Beers - Hunting MP3 Format Sound 30.00 Kb
  "What do we have to do?" "Shoot golf!" "Oh... hunting!"

From THREE LITTLE BEERS (1935)



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