|Play||Name||File Type||File Size|
|It's Barely Possible||Wave Sound||95.08 Kb|
|"Didja hear that?" "Woo-wwo-woo - sounds like there's a bear down there. I'm gonna get a trap!" "What a minute. How can there be a bear down there?" "It's barely possible!"
|Get outta this bed!||Wave Sound||24.75 Kb|
|"Get outta this bed! Get outta this bed!"
|Biggest Thing in Your Life||Wave Sound||51.14 Kb|
|"Hello!" "Hello, Moe? Ya better come right over. You're missing one of the biggest things in your life!"
From FALSE ALARMS (1936)
|Mutiny in the Boxcar||Wave Sound||32.39 Kb|
|"Oh, mutiny in the boxcar, eh?" "Get goin'!"
From MOVIE MANIACS (1936)
|Something's wrong with my head||Wave Sound||45.14 Kb|
|"Somethin's wrong with my head! Is there a bullet hole there?" "No bullet's goin' through that skull!"
|Somebody is Defacing our Character!||Wave Sound||64.92 Kb|
|"What's goin' on out here?" "Somebody is defacing our character!" "Oh yeah?" "Hmmm!" "Get over there, turnip head!"
From MATRI-PHONY (1942)
|Oh look! You bent the chisel!||Wave Sound||42.69 Kb|
|"Oh look! You bent the chisel!" "I'll straighten that!" "Nyuk, nyuk!" [KLONK]
|Whadda expect to do what that?||Wave Sound||30.79 Kb|
|"Whadda expect to do what that?" "Paint the crack!"
|Family||Wave Sound||55.46 Kb|
|"What was your family decomposed of?" "Well, I'll tell ya. I was one of a litter of five... and I was the one they kept!"
|Buffalo Bill||Wave Sound||60.40 Kb|
|"Wait, how are we gonna shoot golfs without guns?" "C'mon, Buffalo Bill!"
|Henry VIII||Wave Sound||48.51 Kb|
|"I'll moida ya for this!" "What happened?" "Get this 'Henry VIII' off my neck!!!"
|Who had that last beer?||Wave Sound||44.06 Kb|
|"Who had that last beer?" "Not me - I had that one with all the foam!"
|Nice Manners||Wave Sound||42.19 Kb|
|Medicine! Oh!||Wave Sound||63.12 Kb|
|"Medicine! Oh!" [swigs] "Ahh, I feel better already!" "What was wrong with you?" "Nuthin'!" [SLAP] "Oh!"
From DIZZY DOCTORS (1937)
|Didn't Do Nothin'||Wave Sound||34.55 Kb|
|"I didn't do nothin'!" "That's why I slugged ya; do something... get the water and wash that window right now!"
|Pedestrian||Wave Sound||48.38 Kb|
|"Republican? Naw, I'm a Democrat!" "Not me!! I'm a pedestrian!"
|Pineapple||Wave Sound||76.93 Kb|
|"What've you got there?" "A pineapple, want one?" "Pineapple?? That's a hand grenade, get rid of it!!"
|Forgot to allow for shrinkage||Wave Sound||62.39 Kb|
|"Nyahah! Hey Moe, look!" "How about that? We forgot to allow for shrinkage!"
|Strike||Wave Sound||54.87 Kb|
|"Whaddya up to now?" "I've got a perfect score!" "No ya haven't, ya need another strike!" (SLAP)
|Whadda you eatin'?||Wave Sound||32.00 Kb|
|Hey, whadda you eatin'?" [crack] "A weenie, but it's kinda tough!
|Three Little Beers - Dry Cleaning||MP3 Format Sound||56.00 Kb|
|The Stooges are asked if they're members of the press. Curly makes a wise crack and gets it from Moe.
|Three Little Beers - Haircut||MP3 Format Sound||47.00 Kb|
|"Sold to the man with the spittoon haircut!"
|Three Little Beers - Crack Head Open||MP3 Format Sound||44.00 Kb|
|Closing lines from THREE LITTLE BEERS
|Three Little Beers - Hunting||MP3 Format Sound||30.00 Kb|
|"What do we have to do?" "Shoot golf!" "Oh... hunting!"
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