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A Missed Fortune - Softer Board

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"Let a guy who knows how to do it kill that thing." [smash] "Nyah-ah-ah!!" "Why didn't ya give me a softer board?!" [bonk] "Get outta here!"
From MISSED FORTUNE, A (1952)

Amalgamated Association of Morons

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"Amalgamated Association of Morons, Local 6 and 7/8's"
From HALF-WITS HOLIDAY (1947)

Broadcasting

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"Quiet, numbskulls, I'm broadcasting!"
From MICRO-PHONIES (1945)

Burnt Up Plans

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"If that puddin'head haddna burnt up the plans, we'd have saved plenty of work."
From SITTER DOWNERS, THE (1937)

Heartburn

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"Yeah, swine, pig, it's all the same. Swineheart, pigheart, pigheart, heartburn, who cares? We'll make it like that!"
From MOVIE MANIACS (1936)

Hypochondriacs

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"Now you're getting your vitamins... starch, vegetables, hypochondriacs..."
From SOCK-A-BYE BABY (1942)

I'm Takin' Census

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"I'm sorry! I'm takin' census!" "Well have some!" [Crack] "Ow, ow, ow ow!"
From NO CENSUS, NO FEELING (1940)

Knock Your Brains Out

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"I'd knock yer brains out, if ya had any!"

Mistakes

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"Now don't make any more mistakes!"

Mr. Dillpickle

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"We got ya! One phony move, Mr. Dillpickle, and I'll shoot!"
From DIZZY DETECTIVES (1943)

My Cigarettes!

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"Those are my cigarettes!" [SLAP]

No Place Fast

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"We ain't gettin' noplace fast!"

On the Air

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"Quiet, we're on the air!"
From DIZZY DOCTORS (1937)

Salesmen

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"I've got to have salesmen! Salesmen!" "I think we're being paid, come on!"
From DIZZY DOCTORS (1937)

See The Cat

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See the cat. Does the mouse see the cat? Yes, the dirty rat!
From HOI POLLOI (1935)

That Armor Spoke to Me

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"Ya know, I thought that armor spoke to me." "I did!" "Nyahahahah!"
From GHOST TALKS, THE (1949)

This Is All Your Fault

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"This is all your fault, you!"

We Sent You to the Butcher Shop

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"We sent you to the butcher shop for meat, not to the glue factory!"
From IF A BODY MEETS A BODY (1945)

Whadda smokin'?

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"Hey, whadda you smokin'? An inner tube?"
From GOOFS AND SADDLES (1937)

What That Needs

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"Wait a minute, Ein-steen. What that needs is a mixture of Enah plus Ana-sana-pecah-scram!"

You idiot!

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"You idiot! I oughtta kill you!"





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